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Article by Rocky
March 17, 2012

Your Professional Guide to Midterms

Finals suck. Everyone spends all week in the library, cracked out on adderall, emailing study guides, drinking energy drinks, cracked out on adderall, downloading new study music, and getting grades that don’t quite cut it (while cracked out on adderall). But the under-the-radar, shittier version of finals is midterms. Why? Because I’ve got shit to... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 8, 2011

Blog of a Frat Bro: Finals Week Edition

‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 11, 2011

Week in Review

Groupon University: Groupon now offers a 60% discount on a graduate teaching program at National Louis University. This means that teachers will now have an answer to the age-old question, “What made you become a teacher?”: “There was a discount on Groupon.” Anyone Wanna Go Halfsies?: UMass Amherst began the semester by creating the world’s... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 8, 2011

Drugs are bad, mmk?

After today’s announcement by Linn State College that it will drug test every student on campus,  officials at the school were adamant about the statute, citing drug tests that will inevitably occur post-college in the workplace. Several other universities decided to follow the precedent established by Linn State, leading to a mass exodus of students... MORE »