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Article by Max Lehman
March 19, 2012

Beast Mode Engaged

The notions of sleep are haunting our dreams, and the smell of bacon taunts stomach boners rock hard. Library study rooms have a waiting list, and people are insisting they actually want to pay $4 for coffee. Young children being wheeled around campus in wagons cry at the sight of collegiate students crying in the... MORE »

Article by Rocky
March 17, 2012

Your Professional Guide to Midterms

Finals suck. Everyone spends all week in the library, cracked out on adderall, emailing study guides, drinking energy drinks, cracked out on adderall, downloading new study music, and getting grades that don’t quite cut it (while cracked out on adderall). But the under-the-radar, shittier version of finals is midterms. Why? Because I’ve got shit to... MORE »

Article by Cailin Lowry
March 17, 2012

All-Nighters and Being Single: A Commensurable Analysis

It is 4:48am and rather than write my paper on the commensurability (or lack thereof) of paradigms in scientific revolution (don’t lie, I just impressed the hell out of you*), I am here writing this article. It is late. I want to sleep. I want to sleep more than basically anything – in this moment,... MORE »