I’m shocked at the amount of effort Cornell politicians have been putting into their campaigns lately, especially since no one know what the fuck Student Assembly does in the first place. Now that Natalie Raps has long been victorious, here comes Alex Bores – another white dude in a suit and tie – running for student trustee and randomly bothering old men in the Statler Lobby and interrupting the conversations of Cornell women all over campus. The best part? Watching these girls look like they actually give a shit about what he’s saying (at least in this video they can be seen and not heard). On a lighter note, the song is pretty catchy!