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Video by mjohnson683
December 6, 2011

“Facebook Love” hilarious new music video

We’re all just having sex with our computer screens MORE »

Article by sonovabeach
December 3, 2011

A Simple Guide to Facebook Relationship Statuses

Though February is still months away, cupid’s arrows reign down on the Danforth Campus, hitting students in the heart, resulting in genuine friendship or true love”¦ or more likely in the groin, resulting in drunken hook ups. Most naturally, the WashU student body feels the need to share these relationships with the World Wide Web.... MORE »

Article by apost
December 3, 2011

5 Things I Learned About Billy Joel From Facebook

Billy Joel: 1. Wore a Cornell Sweatshirt on stage 2. Played a duet with President Skorton – who knows how to play the jazz flute like Ron Burgundy  3. Said Uptown Girl was a joke 4. Did not want to go to formal with anyone 5. Billy Joel > formals   Thank you to everyone... MORE »

Article by apost
November 26, 2011

Big Red Hot Hockey Storms MSG – And Your News Feed?

Tonight is the Big Red Hot Hockey game that takes place every other year against BU at MSG. In the next few hours your news feeds are going to start blowing up about about the game.  Examples of statuses you will see: 1. “At MSG go Big Red” 2. “Let’s go Cornell!” 3. “I’m in... MORE »

Article by Annie Segal
October 27, 2011

What is a Snow?

Open up any weather app, website, or television station and you’ll see the same thing: it’s supposed to snow Halloween weekend.   Now, this isn’t a big thing for upperclassmen. They’re used to these winter wonderland predictions. For freshmen however, the concept of snow has seemed to vanish from their minds as if they have... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
October 27, 2011

Win a $100 Amazon gift card in our 1st Annual Campus Basement HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

Update 10/29: Contest is officially up on our Facebook! Email your pics to campusbasement@gmail.com to enter. Hey Basement dwellers! … Wait, that’s a really creepy name to call our readers. Off to a good start. Hey guys! We’re excited to announce our first annual Campus Basement Halloween Contest. Now that we’re a bunch of miserable... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 26, 2011

Week in Review

Cocaine is a helluva drug: A Syracuse mother was arrested for using cocaine while breast-feeding her 14-month-old child. Residents and officials were completely shocked that the mother used cocaine and not good old-fashioned crack. Syracuse: a city on the rise. White (Macadamia) Power: UC-Berkeley Republicans protested the fact that white men are (supposedly) treated worse... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
September 22, 2011

Students shocked, devastated at Facebook renovations: “THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND I HATE IT”

“Are they TRYING to make us upset??” one sophomore begged, her voice cracking. She was one of hundreds of students the past couple days who poured out onto the streets and sidewalks around campus, uprooted physically and mentally from their normal routines as a result of the new Facebook layout changes. “My newsfeed is different... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
August 28, 2011

How Facebook Actually Weights Your News Feed And Search Results!

Have you ever felt that it was kinda odd when you started typing a letter in the Facebook search box, and your best friends name immediately popped up? Well it’s not chance. A hacker over at The Keesh found out that Facebook scores your friends based on some kind of algorithm, most likely attributed to how much... MORE »