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September 15, 2010

Understanding men in one simple sentence

The wise words of a floormate whos name has been blacked out for privacy reasons MORE »

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August 29, 2010

Alcohol Edu: Alternative Version

As all you freshies come to Cuse, we thought you’d find this helpful. [previously posted March 2010] MORE »

Article by Piliour
August 25, 2010

How to Guarantee Victory on Flip Night

Step 1: Order a beer. Step 2: Call heads. Step 3a: It’s heads. You win a free beer. Step 3b: It’s tails. You get to drink a beer anyway. Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3. MORE »

Article by Piliour
May 4, 2010

Mayfest Lives On! Sort Of…

On Friday, Mayfest was in full swing. But it wasn’t all Pythagorean theorems and hypotenuses like Mayor Miner wanted. Euclid was hopping. And so, in an effort to prevent fun of any kind from happening, SPD decided to hit a cyclist. Around 10 AM, Officer Doofy of the Syracuse Police Department was driving along, searching... MORE »

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April 12, 2010

How To: 5 Ways To Avoid a “Drinking in Public” Ticket

Due to the increase in tickets DPS will be handing out, we created a guide to save your dumbass. MORE »

Article by Anonymous
April 7, 2010

Mystery Mayfest Beer Brewed by Nancy Cantor

Now that “Mayfest” has been tainted, students have decided to try and focus on the good that is still left””the free beer. What will it be? How will it be served? Busch Light? Keystone? Natural Ice? Cans, bottles or red Solo cups? With how money hungry our university is, people have been very curious about... MORE »

Article by Piliour
April 1, 2010

Opinion: SU Showcase: Dumbest Display of Intelligence?

On Wednesday, the Daily Orange featured an article by Susan Kim stating that SU Showcase, the day that attempted to destroy Mayfest, now requires students to submit a request to participate. Allow me to clarify this for those of you whose heads have NOT exploded yet. Syracuse University decided a few years ago that Mayfest... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 30, 2010

Frat Guy in a Creepy Coat

We’ve all seen him. The Creepy Guy at a frat party. You’re out with your girlfriends, chillin’ at Sig Ep or DKE, or wherever you go, trying to have a good time, dancing up a storm, and then, you feel it. His greasy gaze boring a hole into the back of your head. A hole... MORE »