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Article by Piliour
March 22, 2010

How to: Get a Drink at Chucks

Step 1: Arrive at the front door and have the bouncer stare at your I.D. for way longer than normal. Looks like your pre-teen attempt at a beard makes you look like an idiot they don’t want in the bar. Either that or they don’t know how to do birthday math. Probably a combination of... MORE »

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March 8, 2010

Maggie’s Has Been Purchased

Prediction: New Maggie’s will be raided within one month and its liquor license will be revoked within two months. MORE »

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March 3, 2010

Pledging Fees

there was some deep thought in this process MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 1, 2010

SU Frat Party Survival Guide

Things you will need:“¢ beer goggles“¢ 5 bucks (if you’re a dude)“¢ boobs (if you’re a chick”¦or a fat dude)“¢ a shower How to find your lost friends:“¢ Don’t. They’re long gone. They left this lame party hours ago. Punch or beer?“¢ Do you like your roofies carbonated or fruity? Things to do:“¢ Beer pong.“¢... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
February 26, 2010

Statistics Show No Kimmel Customers Can Form Coherent Sentences After 1AM

A recent survey conducted by Gallup Poll indicates that patrons of Syracuse University’s Kimmel Food Court are incapable of speaking in complete, explicable sentences after the hour of 1:00am on Friday and Saturday nights. Kimmel is a popular on-campus cafeteria featuring a number of fast food options, including Taco Bell, KFC, Burger King, Sbarro, and... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 23, 2010

You Can’t Spell “Liar” Without “RA”…Backwards

Orientation week can be a scary thing as a freshman at SU. You’re in a new environment, and your mind is ripe for the molding. This is exactly why RA’s take this opportunity to lie to your face, spouting off nonsense about things you will and will not be experiencing for the next four years.... MORE »

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February 16, 2010

SU Football: Reason for Alcoholism

A flask is never as important as it is at one of our games MORE »

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February 1, 2010

Mayfest 2009

Greatest day of the fuckin year! MORE »