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Article by Becca Grumet
April 19, 2012

Senior discovers hidden gem known as “Galen Dining Center”

It has recently come to our attention that the Galen Dining Center, also known as “where the football team eats” to campus tour guides, has gone unnoticed for many during their time at USC. What is the Galen Dining Center, you ask? That’s exactly what Steve Flanders, a graduating senior, asked too. “I just never... MORE »

Article by Joshua Scarcella
December 8, 2010

Professional Athletes Blame “Magical Jersey Wearing Teens” for Personal Scandals

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – For decades, athletes have blamed drugs, alcohol, and money for their problems. But athletes revealed their newest scapegoat yesterday- teenagers wearing a magical jersey. The announcement was made during a press conference arranged and attended by Lebron James, Tiger Woods, and Brett Favre. The three claimed that during the times... MORE »