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Students Rave About Trojan Brand’s “Bear” Skin Condoms
Trojan Brand Condoms’ newest product launch, the Trojan BareSkin condoms, has been one of this year’s hottest new items in premarital pregnancy prevention. The new product claims to be 40% thinner than the leading brand and made of traditional latex materials. One of the largest misconceptions (no pun intended) of the new Trojan BareSkin condoms... MORE »
Geese continue to ‘Occupy’ university campus. Student residents begin to feel the impacts
Campus occupiers continue to ravage the Bryant University campus. Student residents are beginning to feel the stress and impact of the ever present, and ever growing Canadian goose population. “Our beautiful campus is littered with goose shit! I can’t walk to class or to the library without stepping on a fecal land mine,” said Junior... MORE »
Conversations 1.2 Nickleback
In this comic strip, we see that guys are guilty of weird shit too. MORE »
Thesis: Mario Kart as an Emulation of Marxist ‘Communist Manifesto’
Senior Sociology Majors Mario DiGiorgi and Daisy Jepsen teamed together to reveal a stunning discovery in a popular video game. The dynamic duo presented a riveting thesis that drew expansive lines which concluded that the new Mario Kart game for the Nintendo Wii is a thinly veiled mask for the Marxist Communist Manifesto. The following is... MORE »
That Girl
Oh, the joys of my college years. T’is given me the opportunity to meet so many types of people and get to know them (mostly by Facebook stalking). Alas, t’is also implies forced cohabitation with some of the most unlikable people on this watery earth. Now, as we advance, it seems like we meet fewer of these people and... MORE »
Herman Cain talks to Clarence Thomas’ Lawyer: Seeks Support
In the wake of the new allegations about harassment allegations, GOP Presidential hopeful Herman Cain is seeking assistance from a familiar ally. This isn’t the first allegation on Herman Cain’s record. An unnamed source believed to be from Pizza Queen in Providence Rhode Island has commented saying that “”¦godfather pizza was harassing [Pizza Queen] with... MORE »
Unidentified “Loch Ness Monster” Spotted in Campus Pond
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Tom vs Ray
I have adapted Rage Comics for Sports…I will be making many of these. They are funny. LAUGH! MORE »
Students Speak Out About “Students Speak out”
Sophomores Josh Cutting, William, and Maria are upset about the students speak out section. When asked, they cited that the recent Archway section didn’t actually talk about relevant issues. “I’m not talking, wondering or thinking about fucking bricks.” These students are upset because real issues on campus could be recognized in the student newspaper... MORE »
Sausage Fest
This is what I do instead of taking notes. MORE »
Tom vs Ray
I have adapted Rage Comics for Sports…I will be making many of these. They are funny. LAUGH! MORE »
Douglas and Judith Krupp Library to hire library investigators to track down missing books
In the upcoming weeks students will be preparing for final exams and most of their time will be occupied in or around the Douglas and Judith Krupp library. The library has coincidentally noticed that many books from shelves are missing without having been taken out. A librarian intern who requested not to be named says... MORE »
Conversations 1.2 Nickleback
In this comic strip, we see that guys are guilty of weird shit too. MORE »
Sausage Fest
This is what I do instead of taking notes. MORE »
Sports: Little sisters of the poor draws in exhibition games against Bulldogs.
A group of nuns are very upset about a common phrase using their organizations namesake. They were especially resentful when Gordon Gee (Commissioner at Ohio State University) commented that in the Big 10 football conference “We don’t play little sisters of the poor,” obviously implying that nuns who are part of this organization are weak... MORE »
Students Speak Out About “Students Speak out”
Sophomores Josh Cutting, William, and Maria are upset about the students speak out section. When asked, they cited that the recent Archway section didn’t actually talk about relevant issues. “I’m not talking, wondering or thinking about fucking bricks.” These students are upset because real issues on campus could be recognized in the student newspaper... MORE »
Press Release: Apple to Launch Siri-powered Microwave by End of 2011
Executives at Apple knew as far back as 2009 that the company planned to eventually build its own microwave oven, sources told Toby Kennedy of the Boston Globe. Jobs had reportedly been mastering plans and executing a SWOT analysis which would help Apple enter the competitive consumer appliance market. The innovative food cooking device, called the Apple... MORE »
Herman Cain talks to Clarence Thomas’ Lawyer: Seeks Support
In the wake of the new allegations about harassment allegations, GOP Presidential hopeful Herman Cain is seeking assistance from a familiar ally. This isn’t the first allegation on Herman Cain’s record. An unnamed source believed to be from Pizza Queen in Providence Rhode Island has commented saying that “”¦godfather pizza was harassing [Pizza Queen] with... MORE »
Geese continue to ‘Occupy’ university campus. Student residents begin to feel the impacts
Campus occupiers continue to ravage the Bryant University campus. Student residents are beginning to feel the stress and impact of the ever present, and ever growing Canadian goose population. “Our beautiful campus is littered with goose shit! I can’t walk to class or to the library without stepping on a fecal land mine,” said Junior... MORE »
Bryant to move back to original Providence campus after dispute with Mowry family
Reports published in several local town records indicate a civil dispute between distant family members of John Mowry and Bryant University. The Mowry Farm was the original estate belonging to the 420 acres where the current Bryant campus stands today. Prior to selling it’s land to Earl Tupper, the Mowry family included a “sale of... MORE »
Bryant Bans North Face Jackets, Citing Lack of Diversity
Bryant University is set to ban North face sweatshirts, effective November, 1st, 2011, in an effort to promote diversity. The Dean of students says that “this move will help to distinguish Bryant students from one another”. This action is a result of a recent report by the Diversity, Inclusiveness, Community, and Knowledge committee. The D.I.C.K.... MORE »