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Max Lehman

Born in the sticks of New Jersey, and raised by a couple of New Yorkers, I attempted to relocate myself to the place of my ancestors, but got detoured to Long Island: NJ's ugly cousin. It's a shame they can't admit these things to themselves. I try to balance the world I live in by mocking it. If you can't deal with it, then I suggest you transfer to Adelphi.
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February 13, 2012

Rugby Returns to the Shire

    Fifteen hearts beat as one. Seven backs divided the speed like elves that race as fast as their lives are long, and pass the ball as accurate as an arrow shooting into an orc’s eye. Eight forwards divided the muscle; brute trolls commanded by the world of man to smash body against body, scrum... MORE »
February 6, 2012

Superbowl Halftime Show: No Blood, No Foul

“Do you believe in miracles?” is the question every man, woman, and child around the country was thinking when they watched Madonna perform in the halftime show at Super Bowl XLVI. While both respective teams were resetting their focus and shooting painkillers in their knees, Madonna took over the field, hypnotizing the entire country into... MORE »
January 30, 2012

President 2012 Race-The Basics

After many nights rolling in bed, struggling to sleep, President Barack Obama’s graying hair and aging skin worries the nation. Unlike so many Presidents before him who were already gray-haired, and had saggy white bags from the 1950s, Barack Obama is slowly turning into a Morgan Freeman look-a-like. That means even when Obama is aging,... MORE »
January 25, 2012

Thoughts of the Ill Willed Philosopher

The fluorescent sunlight breaks through the shades of my dorm room forcing my eyes to squint and squeal for relief from the brightness. Snow came and went in a single day. The late January morning day feels like a spring afternoon. Wearing nothing but my ex-girlfriend’s panties, I raise the shades of the window to... MORE »
January 13, 2012

Why Hofstra Should Win the Campus Basement Inaugural Tournament

And The Winner Is… This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to share your favorite! Voting ends for this final round matchup at 12am EST Monday, Jan 16! The article with the most likes, tweets, and +1s... MORE »
January 9, 2012

An Email Thread of Indecisive Students Trying to Plan Spring Break (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! The following e-mail exchange you are about to read is REAL. All names have been changed and e-mails deleted. Hofstra student go different places every year... MORE »
January 6, 2012

Classes You Need to Take Spring 2012 (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! MORE »
December 28, 2011

What Your New Years Plans Say About You (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Welcoming in the New Year is a grandiose occasion for many Americans as well as those other people that live in places not as awesome as... MORE »
December 21, 2011

Secret Santa On A Budget (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Your so-called friends decide a Secret Santa before everyone goes home for the Holidays would be just delightful, wouldn’t it? Yes, it is delightful when your parents... MORE »