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Article by Alex Rosenthal
November 27, 2010

Extended Family’s Terrible Jokes Drive Teenager to State of Madness Over Thanksgiving Dinner

Freshman Sean Clark recently checked into a mental institution this November break, presumably driven to an irreversible state of insanity in response to his extended family’s fruitless attempts at humor throughout their Thanksgiving dinner party at Aunt Tilly’s. Sean’s seemingly impossible family tree includes obscene amounts of aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, and significant others. The... MORE »