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North Campus Cougar Sighting

Article by NoahBakst

March 27, 2012 at 8:10 pm

I can’t believe the University emailed this. Whether it’s the modern day Mrs. Robinson or Marion Wormer it matters not, if you’re a dude pulling an all nighter at the dude, be careful.

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