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The Fab Melo Riots

Article by Alex R April 4, 2012

With the news late Monday night that Sophomore Center Fab Melo will forgo his junior year as he declared for the NBA draft Syracuse fans took their excitement to the streets. Fans burned couches, flipped cars, and looted all along Marshall Street as the news spread- all while chanting the 1969 song “Na Na Hey... MORE »

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Article by Alfred
April 4, 2012

Advantages of Lawrinson’s Fire Alarms

                                Students unfortunate enough to dorm in Lawrinson this semester have much to complain about. Social life is dead, dining  options suck, and room-mates are inconsiderate dicks who keep taking your shaving razor without telling you. Seriously Edgar, I know... MORE »

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Article by Kevin Slack
April 3, 2012

ZBT Disappointed in Brother’s Choice of Ironic Throwback Jersey

Zeta Beta Tau President Zachary Cohen issued a statement Tuesday condemning freshman brother Ben Murphy for his choice of ironic throwback basketball attire during the weekend. Murphy, a marketing major in the Whitman School of Business, showed up to the ZBT house on Saturday afternoon clad in Shaquille O’Neal’s Orlando Magic jersey, a popular garment... MORE »

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Article by eeeeeeeee2
April 3, 2012

Students prepare for re-release of Titanic with nauseating techniques

“She won’t stop singing,” says Maxwell Tully, junior in Whitman and boyfriend of Rachel Lough who recently purchased a boombox circa 1997 and the original Titanic soundtrack and has been belting Celine Dion for the past two weeks straight. “I clearly couldn’t use my iPod,” Lough says, “they didn’t exist in 1997 – YOU’RE HEEERREEE!... MORE »

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Video by Brian W
March 31, 2012

Syracuse Basketball Team Sings “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen

The Syracuse Basketball Team sings "call me maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen. Featuring Kris Joseph Griffin Hoffmann Michael Carter Williams Matt Lyde. MORE »

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Article by Kevin Cardoni
March 30, 2012

National Cleavage Day is Here!

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past day, well, first of all, I just feel sorry for you. Today, Friday March 30, 2012, is one of the most underrated and under-marketed holidays to have ever been created: National Cleavage Day. I know we at CampusBasement like to have a lot of fun... MORE »

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Video by Brian W
March 30, 2012

Four SU Students Sing “Call Me Maybe”

What do you get when you mix four SU students (one of which with a killer handlebar mustache) with Carly Rae Jepsens addictive song “Call Me Maybe?” Well, you get this. And… um, it’s interesting. The Cast: Polar Bear Shirt Dude- Justin Bieber Shirtless Handle Bar Mustache Dude- Ashley Tisdale Green Shirt Dude (Flailing Arms)-... MORE »

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Video by Humor Whore
March 29, 2012

Real Syracuse University Thefts Caught on Camera!

SU students have been receiving a lot of emails and notices from DPS lately about an increase in bag & laptop thievery on campus. We caught the potential culprit in action on camera that we are hoping to identify ASAP. Your safety is important to us. Help us catch the thief! MORE »

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Article by Alfred
March 28, 2012

Dining Halls Missing Dishes – Blames Increasing Popularity of Ultimate Frisbee

If you’ve noticed the lack of plates in dining halls over the last week, you’re not alone. Before you jump to conclusions, don’t worry, the dining halls quality didn’t decreased. (Hard to do when you’ve hit rock bottom.) So who’s to blame for this dish deficiency? 80 degree weather and a 325% increase in Ultimate... MORE »

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Article by Alex R
March 27, 2012

Student Eats Nothing But Stir-Fry For A Week

Enjoy having Stir-fry for dinner? Think you can eat it again tomorrow? How about the day after that? And the day after that? How about for a whole week? Junior Peter Shmitt did just that. Living in Ernie Davis Hall he has officially completed the Syracuse Dining Hall Stir-fry challenge by eating nothing but Stir-fry... MORE »