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An Open Letter to Victoria’s Secret

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October 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Victoria’s Secret’s new collection brings financial ruin and crippling self-worth.

Performed by Zoha Arshad, Erin Elzo, Maria Rodriguez, Sara Tracey and Katrina Tulloch for TheNewsHouse.com. Written by Katrina Tulloch.

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September 15, 2010

An Open Letter to the SU Bookstore

Dear Bookstore, Life has a lot of persistent, unanswerable questions: Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone? Who ever thought frosted tips were a good idea? When is somebody going to take one for the good of society and kill Ke$ha with a shovel? These questions may nag at me, but only one has kept me... MORE »

October 29, 2011

Syracuse Spotlight

Last week I wrote an article about my personal favorite student organization on campus, the Detective Club. But that was before I heard of HIP>$=SU otherwise known as Syracuse University’s largest hipster organization. You’ve probably never heard of HIP>$=SU because according to one member who denied being a part of any organization “its like really,... MORE »

April 7, 2010

SU Bingo

RULES: If you complete any one of these things, you get to put a chip down on that spot. Once you have five chips in a diagonal, or straight line, you win! MORE »

May 2, 2011

Amazing Video Mayfest Portraits 2011

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April 24, 2011

Year Ending; Seniors Refuse to Leave

Forget freshmen overcrowding causing an SU housing crisis; we have bigger problems on our hands. Syracuse University’s senior class has made a collective decision to stay at Syracuse as long as they can. “At first I was all excited to leave..and by at first, I mean when I was like a sophomore. But then I realized... MORE »

November 20, 2011

I Found My Christmas List from 1995

My Dad sent me my Christmas List from 1995. This is no joke. What 6 year-old kid asks for peanut butter and kool-aid for Christmas? MORE »

June 23, 2010

Otto’s a Playa

Get em MORE »

November 30, 2012

Things Syracuse Should Have But Don’t: Puppy Rooms

Finals week is coming up, and as we all know, it’s the most stressful time of the year. Syracuse University usually comes out with a handful of lame-ass events to help relieve stress. (Wow, breakfast at NIGHT TIME. You really out-did yourselves this time) Our neighbors across the North border at Dalhousie University’s got the... MORE »

November 3, 2010

Fab Melo Is Brazilian and Likes Snow

April 7, 2012

Public Restrooms – A Letter to Some Very Disgusting People

A letter to the soulless creatures who don’t know what a urinal is: For whatever reason, the term, “Public Bathroom,” has become synonymous with the phrase, “Urine-coated Public Bathroom.” As someone who uses bathrooms as a phone booth to receive nature’s calls, I find it horribly offensive that people feel the need to pee all... MORE »

February 22, 2012

That Girl

Oh, the joys of my college years. T’is given me the opportunity to meet so many types of people and get to know them (mostly by Facebook stalking). Alas, t’is also implies forced cohabitation with some of the most unlikable people on this watery earth. Now, as we advance, it seems like we meet fewer of these people and... MORE »

February 21, 2012

Michelle Duggar: Smarter Than Her Vagina Lets On

Does your vagina hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can youthrow it o’er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Does your vagina hang low? Normally, if I wrote about a family with 19 children I’d have lost my audience by the... MORE »

January 30, 2012

Dean’s List

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January 11, 2012

My Sadly Un-Slutty Self

As a very different breed of girl, I have always admired the ‘slutty’ girls at Halloween. While my fellow females display what is, at first glance, characteristic snappy bitchiness and exaggerated sense of self worth and piety, I prefer to look at these girls as showing what is superlative of the “weaker sex.” I look... MORE »

January 9, 2012

Syracuse Students Protest Westboro Church

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January 5, 2012

15 Lateral in 62 Seconds – This is College Football

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December 28, 2011

Theres No Such Thing As Free Speech

December 26, 2011

Syracuse rappers on the stairs of Crouse College.

Three rappers killin it at Cuse. Pretty catchy song. Did I hear a Bernie Fine joke in there? The 2011 Syracuse Cypher with artists IamG, Jay Foss and INDO Download Here: https://hulkshare.com/p3sse3fdfwdy IamG https://iamgworld.com/ Jay Foss https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jay-Foss/236029989746534 INDO https://heyindo.com/ Directed/Filmed/Edited by Taylor Maher Taylormaher11@gmail.com MORE »

December 26, 2011

Gertis the Homeless Wheelchair Guy on Marshall Street Is Filthy Rich

Who knew? Gertis, the famour Syracuse homeless guy who sits outside of Starbucks on Marshall Street is actually FILTHY RICH! Hoarding cash? “Hey pretty lady, spare any change?!” Source: https://notorious1419.tumblr.com/ MORE »

December 24, 2011

Frats Pay For Pussy

The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to”¦ cream. Don’t look so shocked. It’s as true as the Hill-wide drug raids conducted earlier in the semester by LUPD (you didn’t hear about that from me). Don’t believe me? Well, the numbers don’t lie and we’ll get to... MORE »

December 13, 2011

How to Start a Bro Fight

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December 12, 2011

CitrusTV Visits The Syracuse Zoo | CitrusTV

In the first edition of “Beyond the Hill,” CitrusTV traveled to the Rosamond Gifford Zoo. You’ll be surprised at what we found as the zoo prepares for its centennial in 2014. For more CitrusTV programming, visit us online at https://www.CitrusTV.net! MORE »

December 12, 2011

Dear Spanish Couples (Life From Abroad)

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