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Cuse Football
Really????? a future of what 1 season... And yes this was on a legitimate ny news website
Giants Kicker Thrilled to Keep Job, Not Be Publicly Ostracized
After what can only be described as a rousing roll in the mud, the New York Giants have won their way into this year’s Super Bowl. For those of you who didn’t see the game, or are not within screaming distance of any football fans, the game was decided in overtime by a Laurence Tynes... MORE »
Kenny: Just Bend Over Buffalo & ‘Cuse
Fucking loive this guy! MORE »
Football Team Starts Admitting They’re on Football Team
In a crazy twist of events this Saturday morning, the football team has begun admitting they’re on the Syracuse University football team. After their hard-earned win against the West Virginia Mountaineers Friday night, pride was at an all time high. “I used to just say I was ‘an athlete’ when people... MORE »
Week in Review
Real World Casting: The hit MTV show “The Real World” came to Syracuse to look for future cast members. Unfortunately nobody that auditioned was New Jersey enough for the show. SU Football: We lost to Rutgers at home and play at Tulane. Where is Tulane anyway? Flu Shots: Health Services is giving out flu shots... MORE »
AD Cancelling Noon Football Games Because of Weak Student Section
Get out your planners, kids. Syracuse’s football schedule is receiving a midseason shake-up. After last Saturday’s feeble student turnout, when Toledo played Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, Athletic Director Darryl Gross is implementing a revolutionary strategy to get butts in seats. He is pushing back all 12 PM start times to 2 PM, effective immediately. ... MORE »
Roethlisberger, Mendenhall to avoid eye contact until after Super Bowl
After their long-suppressed mutual attraction erupted into a beautiful act of backfield romance during last Sunday’s AFC championship game against the NewYork Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall and quarterbackBen Roethlisberger will awkwardly avoid each other until their team plays again““ in the Super Bowl.“It was a one-time thing,” Mendenhall told reporters afterhe deflowered his... MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
You guys are so kind! MORE »
Chancy Nancy got her pimp hand strong
fist pump MORE »
Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Government Census, Fill It Out or Jehovah’s Census representatives will come for you!
Well if you live off campus you should all know about the Census of 2010, one of the most annoying series of letters that government ever conceived. I, like many others, ignored these annoying letters. Although the pile of “Hey we noticed you still haven’t filled out your census” notes kept piling up. But then,... MORE »
SU Football: Reason for Alcoholism
A flask is never as important as it is at one of our games MORE »
Syracuse Welcomes Georgetown fans
I’ve never been so proud of our fan section. Source: www.citrustv.net MORE »
Headlines That You Will Never Read in the Daily Orange”¦.
5. Syracuse Residents Party Happily with University Students. If you ever throw a party at your house, God bless those of you dumb enough to do so, like myself, make sure you screen the guests. Once the townies start to flock in you are likely to be missing anything and everything ranging from Laptops, Ipods,... MORE »