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Article by Tyler Marchewski
October 7, 2011

Let’s talk sex, hugs, and handjobs

It’s only been 24 hours but this column in the Daily Collegian has stirred up quite a buzz and controversy around campus. I don’t even know what to write about it because in all honesty, I think it’s hilarious and had as much of a point as Mitt Romney running for prez again. I’m just... MORE »

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Article by Evan O
July 9, 2011

Don’t Save It For the Showers

There’s been an infamous sign around main campus summer session that has created some hysterical conversations among students here. The sign was hung on the boys’ bathroom door earlier this week stating: Please stop masturbating in the boys’ showers. The drainage pipes cannot handle the amount of semen being produced and therefore is causing clogs... MORE »

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Article by Tyler Marchewski
July 2, 2011

State Patty’s Day Numbers Are In

The State Patty’s Day numbers are finally in from February. After hospital costs, business damages, and arrests, students cost the borough of State College $34,141. Despite these losses the Borough’s net gain was $15,144 from parking garages and parking tickets. The number of criminal arrests was up 46% from last year at 234 arrests, from... MORE »

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Article by Evan O
June 27, 2011

True Story About My Experience At the PSU Library

So… I go to the psu library to try to find this infamous book my high school teacher wrote. I go up and down these tiny stair cases and walk down these rows of books feeling like im in the movie “the shining” not to mention those cielings are way too low for tall people.... MORE »

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Article by Tyler Marchewski
April 12, 2011

Holi Massacre at the HUB

There was a sea of color on the HUB lawn for the celebration of the Hindi festival of Holi on Saturday. Students spent the afternoon dousing each other with colored water and powders to observe the celebration of the Colors of Unity and Brotherhood. Everyone was having a great time dousing each other in every... MORE »

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Article by Tyler Marchewski
March 17, 2011

Rebecca Black to Headline at Movin’ On

The committee that books the artists to play at Movin’ On made a last minute decision yesterday when they decided to replace O.A.R. with the new Youtube star Rebecca Black. Her new hit single “Friday” dropped on Youtube last week, has almost has 11 million views and has hit the iTunes Top 100. Her monotonous... MORE »

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Article by Tyler Marchewski
March 5, 2011

Indecent Exposure Case Solved

The mysterious man who has been flashing students for the last 18 months has finally been caught by State College Police. The man responsible for these incidents is the “Wild Thing” himself Charlie Sheen. Investigators believed that these cases would eventually lead to sexual assault, but in fact only ended in drug abuse and partying.... MORE »

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Article by Tyler Marchewski
March 3, 2011

Students Realize They Can Afford Tuition

For the second time in the last two weeks, students have been marching and rallying around campus for lower tuition for students. A whopping 60 people attended the march that was held yesterday, a full 20 people less than they had at last week’s march. This has many students coming to the realization that they... MORE »

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Article by Anonymous
March 2, 2011

Welcome Penn State!

Penn State, led by Tyler M, is now a part of the Campus Basement network!! Let’s hope the Nittany Lions have some funny stuff to share 🙂 Are you going to come to the Penn State Basement event (even though you’re already here??) https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=204660432879105 MORE »