For the second time in the last two weeks, students have been marching and rallying around campus for lower tuition for students. A whopping 60 people attended the march that was held yesterday, a full 20 people less than they had at last week’s march. This has many students coming to the realization that they can in fact afford their tuition.

“I think it was when I was deciding to wear my North Face fleece or my North Face coat when I realized, I don’t pay for my tuition at all.” said Kelly Sadler, a freshman here at University Park. She then continued to complain about the price of her Chai Latte at Starbucks as been getting more expensive. “I mean it’s not like I’m made of money here…”

Experts say the same number of people will care about the rise in tuition next year as they have every year since tuition has gone up. Watch out Graham Spanier, 0.2% of your campus is unhappy…