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Squirrels at Mizzou
Ever watch the “Asians in the library” video? Well, I wanted to prove that I could be just as cold and heartless as she is, so SUCK ON THAT squirrels. MORE »
Video of the Week: Gorilla plays accordion on Lowry Mall
Apparently this happens a lot. It’s still cool. MORE »
Blackboard becomes self-aware
The popular student information software “Blackboard’ appears to have become self-aware. Blackboard, which handles everything from grades, to schedules and even student finances, has apparently become advanced enough to begin questioning not only its role as a tool, but also the possibility that it can gain a capacity... MORE »
Picture of the Week: Sign FAIL.
We think it’s precious that the Second Baptist Church in Columbia attempted to have an annual women’s day, but they should probably check up on their sign. MORE »
Confessions of a Dummy
I’ve been at Mizzou for a month now, and have arrived at the conclusion people here just don’t get me. And since I’ve tried posting dramatic song lyrics as my Facebook status, tweeting about how I need plans in the hopes someone will make them with me, and standing out in Speakers Circle with a... MORE »
How To: Deliver a Speech at Speaker’s Circle
“Speaker’s Circle” is a Mizzou staple. The acoustically tuned circle of brick is frequented primarily by the lion hearted faithful who preach the word of God (read: word of whoever happens to be talking) to an entertained, if critical, student audience. To be clear, many people enjoy their faith in a healthy, positive way. In fact, most people enjoy... MORE »
A Letter to the Girl Who Should’ve Reconsidered the Playboy Bunny Costume
Dear Bountiful Beauties, Something has come to my attention in recent Halloweens. Female costumes, obviously, have decreased in skin coverage and increased in whoriness for a number of years now. And I’m ok with that. As the old Mean Girls adage goes, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a... MORE »
The Adventures of a Male GDI
Mizzou has always been known for having an immense Greek town. It’s almost a separate island in this small little town of Columbia, MO. Men in Greek life have it easy, drinking in their house, a firm set of bros, women wearing virtually no clothing coming to them and a shoo in for at least... MORE »
What The Fuck Mizzou: Stupidity and Genital Whacking
Whether our impending move to the SEC or the upcoming rapture has anything to do with several sequences of events recently incorporating stupidity and religious expression, we’ll never know. The point of the matter; this campus seems to have caught apocalyptic-street-corner-sign syndrome and a fiery case of poor judgment. “You’re Gonna Catch the Crabs!” Anyone... MORE »
10 Ways to Fool a Sorority Girl Into Bed
Wheps, would you look at that? MORE »