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January 23, 2012

Five Ways To Prevent A Ghost Attack

So, I’ve been the target for frequent ghost attacks ever since I decided it was a good idea to do an Ouija board in front of a cemetery at three in the morning. Candles, friends, rain, creepy aspects all in line, I’m pretty sure that some ghost got really pissed off and decided to haunt... MORE »

January 6, 2012

Your High School Friends, Translated (Mizzou)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! So, it’s winter break, and it’s the awkward middle ground of the year. It’s right after the first semester when you really don’t know anyone, have... MORE »

January 3, 2012

Welcome to Missouri.

This just speaks for itself. MORE »

December 17, 2011

Mizzou Presents: Top 7 Worst Songs of 2011!!

   The music industry is a vast uncharted place, filled with complete and utter genius and a large amount of shit. We as a generation control the music that surrounds us, and we have failed to inspire songs that actually have meaning or worthy lyrics in the past decade. The year of 2011 has truly... MORE »

December 6, 2011

Top 6.5 ways to get people to go to Basketball Games

It’s just a known fact that people attend football games more than any other sport here. Hence volleyball, wrestling and other unattended sports are free to get into. I don’t know why, maybe it’s the 300 pound brawny men wearing spandex, could be the excessive amount of pre-gaming that occurs before the game starts or... MORE »

November 14, 2011

Marching Mizzou feels like “Party Rockin'”

Our marching band “Marching Mizzou” has struggled to gain the respect they deserve. It could be the obnoxious fuzzy hats, the anime band nerd stereotype or that their half time shows include music from the dark ages. But as the band has recently added “I just had sex,” to their playlist, they’ve found a way... MORE »

November 6, 2011

Squirrels at Mizzou

Ever watch the “Asians in the library” video? Well, I wanted to prove that I could be just as cold and heartless as she is, so SUCK ON THAT squirrels. MORE »

October 30, 2011

Picture of the Week: Sign FAIL.

We think it’s precious that the Second Baptist Church in Columbia attempted to have an annual women’s day, but they should probably check up on their sign. MORE »