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Syracuse students are HAPPY
This is Syracuse University’s edition of Pharrell’s “Happy”! The happiest students and staff took a break from the “Finals Week blues” and joined the Happy Team as we spread happiness all over campus. Thank you to each and every one of you who happily danced to lift our peers’ spirits. You are loved. MORE »
Syracuse student claims to be Hannah Montana
Sophomore PR major, Hannah Melton, claims to be the real Hannah Montana after getting her wisdom teeth removed. Has the real Hannah Montana been walking among us at Syracuse? MORE »
Boeheim Shits on Podium After Georgetown Loss
Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out. “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »
Pope resigns, realizes there is no God after hearing Pauly D will be playing at Syracuse University
Catholics around the world were shocked to hear that Pope Benedict XVI had resigned from his position as “THE CLOSEST PERSON TO GOD ON EARTH.” He tells sources at Campus Basement that the departure comes from fatigue, old age, and University Union’s Winter Carnival line-up. “They were hyping the students up, saying, ‘oh get ready,... MORE »
30 Rock and other shows insult Syracuse, must be destroyed
Tina Fey’s long running show, 30 Rock, will be airing its hour-long series finale tonight at 8/7 central on NBC. Let it be known that this was not Fey’s decision to end the show- it was the higher power of Syracuse University. Fey’s character, Liz Lemon, is the head writer of a variety show starring... MORE »
Phone Screenshots Officially Confirm Syracuse is Coldest Place Ever
Syracuse University students posted hundreds of smart phone screenshots of the city’s weather to social media in the past three days, officially confirming the city is “literally, like, THE coldest place ever.” The sheer number of screenshots showing temperatures that ranged from -65 degrees Celsius to 10 degrees Fahrenheit alarmed scientists, who quickly confirmed the... MORE »
The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester
Welcome back to Syracuse everybody! You may be wondering what’s so different about this semester than the last, so we here at Campus Basement are proud to present our comparative guide to help you transition into the new semester. MORE »
Hockey’s Back! …and there was much rejoicing
I woke up today thinking it would be any regular Sunday: completely naked, my head laying over the side of my bed, desperately trying to avoid the sunrise shining through the pathetic excuse for curtains and onto my face. But then I saw the news, that glorious and long-awaited news, that the NHL lockout has... MORE »
Sex Box | Float Your Boat
When the moment is right, will you be ready? Float Your Boat is a Syracuse University comedy group that shoots awesome videos. See more of their stuff here. MORE »
Bill Cosby Exorcism | Float Your Boat
A boy is being possessed by a very peculiar demon. MORE »
Rush 2010 | Float Your Boat
It’s rush time, do you have what it takes? MORE »
Adult Discovery – Float Your Boats Fall Premiere Video!!
The Discovery Channel needs a kick in its fall lineup. Float your Boat is CitrusTV’s wildly original out-of-studio sketch comedy program. Float Your Boat offers an absurd yet tasteful brand of comedy, consciously reflective of our campus culture here at Syracuse University. MORE »
Float Your Boat Screening!!!
A Teaser for the April 28th Screening!!!! MORE »
Bored to Death
Seek and Destroy. MORE »
Baby Magician
Is this your baby? MORE »
Finish the Sketch!
Finish the Sketch! MORE »
Syracuse University Commencement 2010 : Float Your Boat
Video. Exactly what happened! MORE »
Presidents Day : Float Your Boat
Every parent dreads the day their child is old enough for this talk. Catch new comedy shorts from Float Your Boat every Tuesday and Thursday! Featured on CitrusTv. MORE »
Good News, You’re Fired : Float Your Boat
There is an air of imminent death in the conference room. Catch new comedy shorts from Float Your Boat every Tuesday and Thursday! Featured on CitrusTv. Starring: Chris Aubin, Joel Samataro, Alex Schmidt, Alex Carmedelle, Katie Sciandro, Courtney Tunney, Lauren Silverman, Annie Knox, John Kozak, Elliott Regan MORE »
Gran Torino : Float Your Boat
The story of a man with a fake gun. Catch new comedy shorts from Float Your Boat every Tuesday and Thursday! Featured on CitrusTv. Starring: MORE »
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