Leah Folta
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Leah Folta

I have felt embarrassed for the past 21 years.
December 16, 2011

Trying To Resolve A Fight With My Roommate (Who Is A Puppy)

Chloe ““ I’ve noticed you haven’t chipped in for paper towels or dish soap or anything since Joe adopted you and you moved in six weeks ago. It was pretty nice of us to just let you move in halfway through a lease and give you that spot in the kitchen where I used to... MORE »

December 14, 2011

Popular Cell Phone Games And Their Life Philosophies

The innocuous little time-wasters we play on our cell phones, at bus stops and parties we didn’t want to go to, may have more to say than you thought. Whether purposely or not, every game is lined subtly with an attitude, an assertion, about the way the world works and how to handle it. For... MORE »

December 5, 2011

A Roommate Break Up Told In Passive Aggressive Post-Its

Sometimes passive-aggressive can get mostly aggressive. Photos by Grace Talice Lee Handwriting also by Mara Ragan MORE »

November 28, 2011

I Have A (Rivalry-Related) Dream

I found out yesterday that Will Forte thinks I’m a douchebag.  After some research, it turns out this Hollywood fancy-man Forte is something called a comedian, and it’s likely this is an exaggeration for humorous purposes (ha! ha!) ““ but in the time it took me to figure that out, I’ve discovered some people take... MORE »

November 27, 2011

Week in Review: That’s the way the cookie crumbNews

 Your second-best source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines   To avoid debt less Americans are using credit cards; USC students’ usage, however, is increasing for convenience reasons : Not to reinforce stereotypes, but we just don’t get why everyone’s going on about this “debt” thing.   90 percent of students support October fall... MORE »

November 20, 2011

Your Senior-Year Nega-Resume

Everyone’s got a resume that shows off what’s great, respectable and hire-able about them and its fanciness stands up even to their fancy interview clothes. Everyone, also, whether they’ve written it or not, has a Nega-Resume – which details just the opposite. LADY TROJAN – Senior  (310) still – givesafakenumbersometimes forwardstomy@dolphinsemailfrom8thgrade.com EDUCATION LOWLIGHTS High school ““... MORE »

November 14, 2011

Your Crazy Weekend (Edited For Your Parents)

 This weekend was insane.   [In that it was pleasant, productive, and not insane.]   I was PLANNING to work on my lab report and study for a test Monday [just like every weekend]. It all started when Michelle’s “mellow” birthday Friday turned out to be a trip to a [study group]!! It was fun... MORE »

November 13, 2011

Week in Review: You’ll Catch More With Honey Than News

Your second-best source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines     Homecoming float parade happened last Wednesday : Part of an all-day festival called College Things You Saw in 80s Movies That Do Actually Happen. Cornerback Boomer Roepke assures crowd at Homecoming rally of upcoming Huskies defeat : Assures crowd of a victory – ? He’s a witch!!... MORE »

November 8, 2011

New safety mascot Kurt SC maimed in terrible biking accident

“That was fast,” recent safety mascot hire Kurt SC mumbles from his hospital bed. He picks forlornly at the sheets. “My campaign had been going for, what, two weeks?” Kurt woke up from a five day coma this afternoon, and he says his short run as campus preventative safety darling is over. He briefly considered... MORE »