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Article by Roy Parker
November 4, 2011

An Urgent Plea for You to Read

Dear Reader,   I don’t think you understand how important it is that you’re reading this article. For at this very moment, you are in fact saving lives. Whose lives? Our lives. The lives of us trapped down here in this basement forced to write articles for your amusement.   Are you confused? Let me... MORE »

Article by Klatch
October 10, 2011

English Teacher Walks Out On Class after a Bold Statement by a Student

The Williams Building on the East side of campus had an air of tension today after a literature teacher was seen storming out of the building screaming profanities left and right.  “I was just studying and all of a sudden some crazy bitch comes barreling down the hall and I’m like, what the hell man?!... MORE »

Article by Klatch
September 26, 2011

It’s Just Too Friggin Hot.

When one thinks of fall, they’ll automatically think of cool air, sweaters, and turning leaves to go along with football, Pumpkin Spice Lattes and another school year. However, this weird concept of “fall” hasn’t quite reached Tallahassee.  As September nears an end and the temperatures are steady in the 90′s, students are slowly starting to... MORE »