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Article by duberlicious
December 24, 2011

Five Things Old People Think Dubstep Is, When Hearing It From A Distance

5. Tornado Siren: They will cock their head, collect their valuables and move to the basement. 4. Someone Logging in to AOL: They patiently wait for “the AOL guy” to say you’ve got mail. When he doesn’t, they will say, “Someones probably using the phone, that’s why it’s taking so long.” 3. The TV: “Honey! The sound... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
November 4, 2011

An Urgent Plea for You to Read

Dear Reader,   I don’t think you understand how important it is that you’re reading this article. For at this very moment, you are in fact saving lives. Whose lives? Our lives. The lives of us trapped down here in this basement forced to write articles for your amusement.   Are you confused? Let me... MORE »