Jessica Covington

I'm from Baltimore, MD but attend school in Long Island where I've seen a disgusting amount of Juicy Couture sweatsuits. I eat too many pistachios, I once swallowed a nickel, and I can never think of a third thing to list about myself.
January 25, 2012

How Temple Run Ruined My Life

It’s 2:00 am and I’m in Penn Station. I watched a woman throw away half a Big Mac in the trashcan and after this policeman passes, I’m jumping on it. I called dibs in my head and everyone knows that totally counts. This is my life now. Not too shabby. But it wasn’t always like... MORE »

December 15, 2011

Brain Food for Holidays

It is 3:30 in the evening and after a grueling day of two finals and having to wake up before 11:00am, Nick Holliday is hungry. Like any Hofstra student with a working taste palate, he headed over to Bits and Bytes for some baked ziti to take home. (He had to have something to eat... MORE »

December 8, 2011

Love Your Neighbor: It’s Almost Finals Week

You haven’t slept in three days, you can feel your eyes crusting over, and you swear you just saw a pink elephant dance into the reference section. That’s right – finals week is closing in on us. With the library open 24 hours, people can now focus in peace and quiet but nevertheless, douchebagery is... MORE »

December 1, 2011

Intelligence Goes Down in Flames; An Apology Rises

Today in the Mack Student center, an idiot put a paper plate with bread on it in the toaster. This idiot then saw the flames, far from an “inferno”, and ran to the cashier to report the fire. And, embarrassed as I am to admit, that idiot was me. I know what you’re thinking and... MORE »