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Article by Matt
December 9, 2010

Today, You Can Clean Your Own God Damn Bathroom

By: Frank the Janitor, Pardee Tower   That’s it. You’ve really done it, now. I wasn’t kidding, 4th floor””today, I’m sitting at home and watching The Price is Right in my La-Z-boy and slippers. Not cleaning up your disgusting filth.   No siree Bob. Dried toothpaste all over the sink? Not my problem. Someone took... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 18, 2010

Janitor at MIT Fired For Inability to Solve Ridiculously Complicated Equation

Fred Daniels was released from his position as a custodian at MIT last week because of his inability to solve an extremely complicated equation that one of the professors had posted on a board outside his classroom. “I don’t really understand what happened,” says Daniels. “I’ve had this job for 25 years, and nobody ever... MORE »