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Article by Roy Parker
April 9, 2012

Jesus Misses Easter, Too Hungover

    After 3 straight days of partying, Jesus Christ, 33, awoke yesterday on April 8 to realize something awful – he had missed Easter.   “I literally remember nothing about the past 3 days,” Jesus said to our crack-investigative team. “And then I woke up yesterday with the worst Dad-damn headache I’ve ever had... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 7, 2011

What Your Drink At A Frat Party Says About You

It’s Thursday. Bass pounds, the air reeks of cheap booze and that one chick’s perfume (seriously, take it easy next time), the pledges are wide-eyed and the spring semester shines on a whole new round of Row debauchery. Objectively, it’s fairly easy to see that these loud, crowded, dimly-lit parties are designed to cater to... MORE »