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Colorado Glitter Bomber Charged with “Livening Romney Up”
During Tuesday’s caucus in Colorado, 20-year-old University of Colorado student Peter Lucas Smith attempted to “glitter bomb” Mitt Romney. His plans were foiled mere seconds before that sweet, sweet glitter could rain down upon Romney’s always-perfectly coiffed hair. Still, Smith is being charged with several misdemeanors as a result of his actions. Smith has reportedly... MORE »
Jeremy Lin’s Performance Gives Ivy Leaguers Hope
Last night, Harvard graduate Jeremy Lin put up 28 points and 8 assists in a Knicks victory over the Utah Jazz. After the game, Harvard graduates around the world rejoiced. “Before this, I had no hope,” said Candace Kim, ’03, “I was just another unemployable Harvard graduate with no prospects. Jeremy Lin’s performance proved that Harvard... MORE »
Sorry for Partying
Check out this article from our friends at Sorry for Partying! 10 Simple Reasons Why Drinking is Good. Sure, you already knew drinking was good. At least you assume it’s good, you’re usually not present when drunk you takes over your body. But you’ve been todl by your peers that it’s good. And also that... MORE »
You’ve Been Accepted to Vassar…Psych!
Over the weekend, hundreds of high school students were falsely sent Vassar College acceptance letters. MORE »
Linguistics Major Devotes Final to Decrypting Various Pearl Jam Songs
Thomas Rowland, a junior Linguistics major, had an open-ended final exam last semester. The professor for his linguistics class, LIN 220, challenged the class to “hand in a paper discussing the evolution of linguistics throughout history.” Without even a second thought Rowland knew what the subject of his paper would be. “I thought about [Professor]... MORE »
Dartmouth Student Swims in Poop, Officials Want Proof
Andrew Lohse stinks. No, it’s not a hygiene thing. It’s because he was the victim of fraternal hazing. According to a report, Lohse, a Dartmouth senior, was forced to swim in fecal matter, urine, semen and rotten food while pledging Sigma Alpha Epsilon in the Fall of 2010. Lohse also reported being forced to drink... MORE »
Tomaselli Admits Everything He Says is a Lie, Investigators Confused
Last week, The Daily Orange reported that Zach Tomaselli, the third man to accuse Bernie Fine of molestation, had doctored emails that called his father a “liar” and mentioned proof of his presence in Pittsburgh. According to The Daily Orange, a big hint that the emails had been forged was the misspelling of SPD Detective... MORE »
And The Winner Is…
Mohandas Ghandi once said, “It ain’t over “til the fat lady sings.” Well you know what? That’s kind of a dick thing to say. People of all body types should be allowed to end things whenever they see fit. And I, a male with a reasonably athletic build, am hereby announcing the end of the... MORE »
U of California Bans Smoking, Foresees Utopia
On Wednesday, The Daily Californian reported that UC President Mark Yudof has implemented a plan that will ban smoking on all University of California campuses within the next two years. While many students, some in the video featured here, expressed outrage at the banning of a legal substance, others expressed gratitude for the new law.... MORE »