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Cornell Economists Determine Jesus Christ’s Patronage of Tim Tebow to be “Inefficient†and “Not conducive to solving legitimate world problems.”
Ithaca NY””Economists working in Cornell’s Policy Analysis Lab have recently discovered several flaws in Jesus Christ’s social policies. The economists, studying everything from theological infrastructures to econometrics, published a journal article last Monday noting discrepancies between Jesus Christ’s “plans for all creatures on earth” and football. The team learned that Jesus invested too much of... MORE »
The Lehigh Creation Story
3 consecutive snow days before December? I was supposed to have 3 exams that week, but all were canceled due to this Biblical storm. As a result, after almost 22 years of steadfast denial, I now accept the existence of God. We know that God made the world in 7 days. We know that Lehigh... MORE »