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Article by siegs038
February 24, 2012

The Drop

In typical Lehigh fashion, this site comes back alive to announce a concert. After all of the Dayglow fiasco, it’s time this school has a concert that’s worth going to, and it looks like that concert is going to be “The Drop”. Carter3Productions announced yesterday morning that KapSlap and MGM&REWAK will be the opening performers... MORE »

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Article by hamsterdam
December 25, 2011

Say Yes To Hazing

“You wake up and you’re still a little drunk and you can’t believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis.” – Jon Stewart Sometimes, you really should take a second look. Lehigh students are notorious for complaining about our school’s flaws. Personally, it is one of my favorite pastimes.... MORE »

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December 24, 2011

Frats Pay For Pussy

The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to”¦ cream. Don’t look so shocked. It’s as true as the Hill-wide drug raids conducted earlier in the semester by LUPD (you didn’t hear about that from me). Don’t believe me? Well, the numbers don’t lie and we’ll get to... MORE »

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Article by siegs038
December 5, 2011

Drugs Were Used at Dayglow, Nobody is Surprised

In a surprising move by Lehigh University, Dayglow was allowed to be held at Stabler Arena on Saturday, where kids from Lehigh, and borderline humans from Lafayette and Moravian came to roll face or puke their brains out while listening to house music. As expected, over 40 students were sent to the hospital for drug or... MORE »

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Article by kramerica22
December 3, 2011

Philanthrophizing

             I think we can all agree that the last fucking thing anyone wants to do at 9:45 on a Saturday morning, when your feeling as if an 18-wheeler has repeatedly rammed its grill into the front of your domepiece, is strap on the ol’ boots and go do community service... MORE »

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Article by SWINEBU
December 3, 2011

Dayglow

Like most of the Lehigh population, I am sitting in my house recovering from last night and counting down the minutes until the biggest event of the semester, Dayglow.  Dayglow is the only time that any of us will enjoy getting buckets on buckets on buckets of paint poured all over us as we jump... MORE »

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Article by cmm212
December 2, 2011

The Idiot Girl’s Guide to Eating

Um, like, not doing it”¦ Ugh, unfortunately our bodies require ingesting some form of calories in order to keep our generally non-jaundice complexion, major organs functioning, and hairlines not resembling that of Larry David.  But conundrum! Idiot Girls have impossibly flat stomachs and supple breasts to maintain too.  It’s not easy to hide not eating... MORE »

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Article by hduane
November 30, 2011

Breaks: A Time to Grasp Perspective?

For those of us who believe we thrive at Lehigh in a full-functioning manner, going home for breaks can be the most depressing time in our lives. This is because we are faced with the cold, dead truth that it will take a miracle(s) to help us thrive after Lehigh in the real world. It’s... MORE »

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Article by hamsterdam
November 22, 2011

The Lehigh Creation Story

3 consecutive snow days before December?  I was supposed to have 3 exams that week, but all were canceled due to this Biblical storm. As a result, after almost 22 years of steadfast denial, I now accept the existence of God.  We know that God made the world in 7 days.  We know that Lehigh... MORE »

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November 19, 2011

Where’s Molly?

Molly? …Molly? Where could she possibly be right now? You’ve just woken up on the Saturday morning of Lehigh-Lafayette and you want to listen to Techno music so loud that it feels like a grease-ball guido from Philly is punching you in the chest. But first, you need to find your best friend, Molly. She... MORE »