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The Idiot Girl’s Guide to Eating
Um, like, not doing it”¦ Ugh, unfortunately our bodies require ingesting some form of calories in order to keep our generally non-jaundice complexion, major organs functioning, and hairlines not resembling that of Larry David. But conundrum! Idiot Girls have impossibly flat stomachs and supple breasts to maintain too. It’s not easy to hide not eating... MORE »
The Idiot Girl’s Guide to Seducing a Guy Who Doesn’t Like You
Ever had a guy reject you so obviously and humiliatingly that the only way to mentally cope with the situation was to put forth all your efforts into winning him over? Me neither, but we all know someone like this. You know, the ever-pathetic girl, trying so desperately to be wanted””nay””noticed by this guy who... MORE »