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Article by Piliour
February 13, 2010

Newhouse Students Proclaim Selves Most Arrogant at SU, In Country

A recent poll among Syracuse students indicates that Newhouse students are the most arrogant. In fact, an overwhelming 99% of the Syracuse University population feels that Newhouse contains the most arrogant students on the Syracuse campus. Most revealing about this statistic is the fact that 15% of the Syracuse population attends Newhouse, meaning that even... MORE »

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Article by Anonymous
February 11, 2010

Fuck Ton Of People To Attend Tonights Game

If you haven’t heard yet.. 34,616 tickets have been sold for the Syracuse-Villanova game! That is 983 tickets more than the previous record in 2006. It is also 4,616 tickets more than 30,000 tickets. This is going to be one epic game, so you’d better be there! If you couldn’t get a ticket, and are... MORE »

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Article by Piliour
January 28, 2010

Class Titles and What They Really Mean

HPM 422: Wine and Beer Appreciation: The only class youâ??ll ever study for on the weekends MAT 221: Elementary Probability and Statistics: The probability of you ever using this information is, statistically speaking, zero. With a standard deviation of â??who gives a shit?â? CFS 388: Human Sexuality: Ok, so there are two classes youâ??ll study... MORE »

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Article by Piliour
January 28, 2010

How to Petition a Class at Syracuse

Step 1: Fill out the petition form. Step 2: Sign the petition form. Step 3: Bring the form to the chairperson of your department for his signature.a: Figure out who the chairperson of your department is.b: Discover that the chairperson is away for the week and that no one in his office can sign for... MORE »