<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>university – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/university/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>The Story of Syllabus Week</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/mizzou/notfunny/articles/12320/the-story-of-syllabus-week</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/mizzou/notfunny/articles/12320/the-story-of-syllabus-week#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 06:50:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[carolineoreilly]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[#notfunny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[#SyllabusWeek]]></category> <category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category> <category><![CDATA[beer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[campus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[classes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[college]]></category> <category><![CDATA[DjangoUnchained]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dorms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fraternities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[frats]]></category> <category><![CDATA[greek]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hanukkah]]></category> <category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kwanza]]></category> <category><![CDATA[LesMis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mizzou]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nattylight]]></category> <category><![CDATA[santa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <category><![CDATA[winter]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=12320</guid> <description><![CDATA[Syllabus Week, known as the “Festival of Natty Lights” to many, will soon be upon us once more. Though widely celebrate by most college students, there are many who have forgotten the true meaning of the weeklong celebration. To remind us why we celebrate Syllabus Week, we have decided to retell the story of how...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/mizzou/notfunny/articles/12320/the-story-of-syllabus-week/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>New Women’s Dorm Named After Psychology Professor</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9283/new-womens-dorm-named-after-psychology-professor</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9283/new-womens-dorm-named-after-psychology-professor#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:20:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[maxmartinez]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Cornell]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dorm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[featured]]></category> <category><![CDATA[popular]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sleep]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=9283</guid> <description><![CDATA[Cornell recently announced that a new women’s dorm, similar to Balch Hall, will be built in 2013 to accommodate the increasing amount of women attending the university. Half of the intramural fields are being zoned off for construction and they plan to break ground in June of 2013. The university would not release the name...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9283/new-womens-dorm-named-after-psychology-professor/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>The 5 Classes You Must Take At SU Before You Graduate.</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/beer/articles/4644/the-5-classes-you-must-take-at-su-before-you-graduate</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/beer/articles/4644/the-5-classes-you-must-take-at-su-before-you-graduate#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:42:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex R ]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[beer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[classes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[myslice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wine]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Picking classes at SU is a skill. Yes, some luck plays a role but ask any upper classman and they’ll tell you that preparation is key. So your friends at Campus Basement have complied a list of the five best classes to take next semester. If you can somehow take all five of these classes...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/beer/articles/4644/the-5-classes-you-must-take-at-su-before-you-graduate/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Shit Cornellians at Cornell Say</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/comedy/videos/4446/shit-cornellians-at-cornell-say-2</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/comedy/videos/4446/shit-cornellians-at-cornell-say-2#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:24:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[apost]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[harvard]]></category> <category><![CDATA[people]]></category> <category><![CDATA[satire]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shit]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Agreed upon by some disagreed upon by few….these are the shits that we say up in here.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/comedy/videos/4446/shit-cornellians-at-cornell-say-2/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Skorton Credits First Born’s Blood Sacrifice for Warm Weather</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:09:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[dang]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[ITHACA, NY-When Cornell University President David Skorton announced last month that he was going to sacrifice his first born child in an effort to snatch the NYC tech bid, Cornellian’s were quite skeptical.  It seems as though Skorton has proved countless students wrong in not only earning the tech bid, but also in ensuring pleasurable weather for...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Wash U Makes Another Top Ten List!</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/wash-u/library/articles/4059/wash-u-makes-another-top-ten-list</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/wash-u/library/articles/4059/wash-u-makes-another-top-ten-list#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:11:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[doodlebug]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[library]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stlouis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <category><![CDATA[washu]]></category> <category><![CDATA[water]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Tuesday: Delighted university officials announced that WUSTL has made yet another publicized top ten list: “Top Ten Schools That Have Made Nearly Every Top Ten List Except The List of Top Ten Schools.” Previous top ten spots include “Top Ten Friendliest Campuses,” “Top Ten Campuses with Renowned Cement Architecture,” “Top Ten Research Institutions,” “Top Ten...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/wash-u/library/articles/4059/wash-u-makes-another-top-ten-list/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Bathrooms in SU</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/archbold/articles/4024/bathrooms-in-su</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/archbold/articles/4024/bathrooms-in-su#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex R ]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[archbold]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bathrooms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Sometimes it’s nice to help your fellow SU colleague out, to help them in their time of need. So I channeled my inner George Costanza and compiled a list of the three best and worst bathrooms on campus. When compiling this list I took a lot of factors into account, the number of toilets, amount...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/archbold/articles/4024/bathrooms-in-su/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Law and Order Syracuse Style</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/detective/articles/3708/law-and-order-syracuse-style</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/detective/articles/3708/law-and-order-syracuse-style#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 19:40:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex R ]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Detective]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[            For seventy-five years the Syracuse Detective Club has solved mysteries throughout the campus. From the famous case of the missing spermicidal to that red blot on a chair in HBC. They have been waiting on hand and foot for any crimes that may occur on campus. Although their existence has...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/detective/articles/3708/law-and-order-syracuse-style/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Dunkin’ Donuts Closes; Students Despair</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/boba/articles/3665/dunkin-donuts-closes-students-despair</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/boba/articles/3665/dunkin-donuts-closes-students-despair#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:19:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel T]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[boba]]></category> <category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category> <category><![CDATA[donuts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dunkin]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dunkindonuts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[starbucks]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[A shortage of orange straws caused Dunkin’ Donuts in the Schine Dining Center to shut down today, throwing the Syracuse University student body into a state of mass panic. The popular on-campus establishment closed at noon following its inability to provide the straws, leaving students confused and unable to cope with its unexpected closure. “I’m...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/boba/articles/3665/dunkin-donuts-closes-students-despair/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>