<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>skorton – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/skorton/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>MUST READ: Grads Caught Doing Keg-Stands on President Skorton’s Roof</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9902/must-read-grads-caught-doing-keg-stands-on-president-skortons-roof</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9902/must-read-grads-caught-doing-keg-stands-on-president-skortons-roof#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 21:45:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[maxmartinez]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Cornell]]></category> <category><![CDATA[featured]]></category> <category><![CDATA[graduation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[keg stands]]></category> <category><![CDATA[popular]]></category> <category><![CDATA[seniors]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=9902</guid> <description><![CDATA[Out of all the crazy stories we have heard from senior week, this has to be the craziest one by far. Let’s just say recent-grads, President Skorton’s roof, and keg-stands do not go together. On Sunday night, at approximately 2 a.m., police were called to the Skorton residence by the President himself. He believed that...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9902/must-read-grads-caught-doing-keg-stands-on-president-skortons-roof/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Skorton and Bloomberg to Host Party at Level B</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bloomberg/articles/9884/skorton-and-bloomberg-to-host-party-at-level-b</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bloomberg/articles/9884/skorton-and-bloomberg-to-host-party-at-level-b#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 19:53:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[maxmartinez]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bloomberg]]></category> <category><![CDATA[google]]></category> <category><![CDATA[graduation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[level b]]></category> <category><![CDATA[party]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <category><![CDATA[speaker]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=9884</guid> <description><![CDATA[With convocation finished, and students off with their families and friends enjoying the moment, it’s time for the big guys to have fun. Tonight, at Level B, President David J. Skorton and convocation speaker and New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg will be hosting an invite-only dance party. The party was not supposed to be...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bloomberg/articles/9884/skorton-and-bloomberg-to-host-party-at-level-b/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>New $1.56 Million Gorge Safety Plan</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/care-bears/articles/8166/new-1-56-million-gorge-safety-plan</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/care-bears/articles/8166/new-1-56-million-gorge-safety-plan#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:49:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[AE]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[care bears]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gorge]]></category> <category><![CDATA[safety]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <category><![CDATA[slope day]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Taio Cruz]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tuition]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=8166</guid> <description><![CDATA[Recently, Cornell committed to spending 1.56 million dollars to make the gorges safer. To put that in perspective, that’s enough money to cover almost forty years of Cornell tuition – reduce our campus’ carbon footprint by 30% – or, at the very least, it’s enough to get someone better than Taio Cruz for Slope Day....]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/care-bears/articles/8166/new-1-56-million-gorge-safety-plan/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Cornell to Install Ski-Lift to Get Up and Down Slope</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4667/cornell-to-install-ski-lift-to-get-up-and-down-slope</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4667/cornell-to-install-ski-lift-to-get-up-and-down-slope#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:56:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[maxmartinez]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[You know technology and convenience are taking the world over when you have a ski-lift installed at your school. Well, Cornell, today is our lucky today. This morning, President David Skorton announced that a ski-lift will be installed to make it easier for students to walk up the slope. “This is a new era, and...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4667/cornell-to-install-ski-lift-to-get-up-and-down-slope/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Skorton Credits First Born’s Blood Sacrifice for Warm Weather</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:09:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[dang]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <category><![CDATA[university]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[ITHACA, NY-When Cornell University President David Skorton announced last month that he was going to sacrifice his first born child in an effort to snatch the NYC tech bid, Cornellian’s were quite skeptical.  It seems as though Skorton has proved countless students wrong in not only earning the tech bid, but also in ensuring pleasurable weather for...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>The NYC Tech Campus: Cornell’s Plan to Take Over the World</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/articles/4164/the-nyc-tech-campus-cornells-plan-to-take-over-the-world</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/articles/4164/the-nyc-tech-campus-cornells-plan-to-take-over-the-world#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:11:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[maxmartinez]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[campus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nyc]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[On Friday, it was announced that Cornell received a $350 million dollar donation to help their bid for a tech campus on Roosevelt Island in New York City. Cornell’s bid is now at $2 billion dollars and they are now the front-runners to win this opportunity. What people do not know is that there is...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/articles/4164/the-nyc-tech-campus-cornells-plan-to-take-over-the-world/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Cornell Enforces Strict Dress Code on Stewart Avenue</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/hottruck/articles/4155/cornell-enforces-strict-dress-code-on-stewart-avenue</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/hottruck/articles/4155/cornell-enforces-strict-dress-code-on-stewart-avenue#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:21:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[maxmartinez]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hottruck]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sketch]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Over the past few months, Cornell University has experienced an extraordinary amount of forcible touchings. Now these occur at every school and on every college campus in America, but there is no place like Stewart Avenue. The dark streets and dim lights are great signs for forcible touchers everywhere. It feels like every single morning...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/hottruck/articles/4155/cornell-enforces-strict-dress-code-on-stewart-avenue/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Happy Holidays With Love from Cornell…and Apparently the Clock Tower</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/christmas/pictures/4148/happy-holidays-with-love-from-cornelland-apparently-the-clock-tower</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/christmas/pictures/4148/happy-holidays-with-love-from-cornelland-apparently-the-clock-tower#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:22:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[smalls]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Oh and for Caption ideas…. Happy Holidays from Cornell and Frosty the Snowman who wishes you “Happy Holidays and hey can you help me get this thing out of my butt?”]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/christmas/pictures/4148/happy-holidays-with-love-from-cornelland-apparently-the-clock-tower/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Party at President Skorton’s House!</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/parties/articles/1347/party-at-president-skortons-house</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/parties/articles/1347/party-at-president-skortons-house#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:43:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Leigh]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[parties]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Since the policy for fraternity parties has changed this semester, many freshmen have been left wondering €œwhere am I gonna get my keystone buzz on and rub up against total strangers?€ Freshmen year without being crowded into the hot sweaty basement of a fraternity house and waking up in a “sober monitor” shirt (that you...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/parties/articles/1347/party-at-president-skortons-house/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Skorton to Apgar: “Stop being so gay”</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/apgar/articles/1004/skorton-to-apgar-stop-being-so-gay</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/apgar/articles/1004/skorton-to-apgar-stop-being-so-gay#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:35:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[dang]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apgar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bros]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fraternities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[homosexual]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ifc]]></category> <category><![CDATA[parties]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skorton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[In an astounding change of events, it appears as though University President David Skorton is siding with the fraternities in their ongoing battle with Associate Dean Travis Apgar.  In a released transcript containing meetings between Associate Dean of Fraternity and Sorority affairs Travis Apgar and David Skorton, David Skorton appears to call out Apgar in his attempts...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/apgar/articles/1004/skorton-to-apgar-stop-being-so-gay/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>