skorton – Campus Basement http://campusbasement.com Funny College News Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3 MUST READ: Grads Caught Doing Keg-Stands on President Skorton’s Roof http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9902/must-read-grads-caught-doing-keg-stands-on-president-skortons-roof http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9902/must-read-grads-caught-doing-keg-stands-on-president-skortons-roof#respond Wed, 30 May 2012 21:45:34 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=9902 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/cornell/articles/9902/must-read-grads-caught-doing-keg-stands-on-president-skortons-roof/feed 0 Skorton and Bloomberg to Host Party at Level B http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bloomberg/articles/9884/skorton-and-bloomberg-to-host-party-at-level-b http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bloomberg/articles/9884/skorton-and-bloomberg-to-host-party-at-level-b#respond Sat, 26 May 2012 19:53:29 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=9884 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bloomberg/articles/9884/skorton-and-bloomberg-to-host-party-at-level-b/feed 0 New $1.56 Million Gorge Safety Plan http://campusbasement.com/cornell/care-bears/articles/8166/new-1-56-million-gorge-safety-plan http://campusbasement.com/cornell/care-bears/articles/8166/new-1-56-million-gorge-safety-plan#respond Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:49:16 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=8166 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/care-bears/articles/8166/new-1-56-million-gorge-safety-plan/feed 0 Cornell to Install Ski-Lift to Get Up and Down Slope http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4667/cornell-to-install-ski-lift-to-get-up-and-down-slope http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4667/cornell-to-install-ski-lift-to-get-up-and-down-slope#respond Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:56:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4667/cornell-to-install-ski-lift-to-get-up-and-down-slope/feed 0 Skorton Credits First Born’s Blood Sacrifice for Warm Weather http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather#respond Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:09:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/skorton/articles/4401/skorton-credits-first-borns-blood-sacrifice-for-warm-weather/feed 0 The NYC Tech Campus: Cornell’s Plan to Take Over the World http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/articles/4164/the-nyc-tech-campus-cornells-plan-to-take-over-the-world http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/articles/4164/the-nyc-tech-campus-cornells-plan-to-take-over-the-world#respond Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:11:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/articles/4164/the-nyc-tech-campus-cornells-plan-to-take-over-the-world/feed 0 Cornell Enforces Strict Dress Code on Stewart Avenue http://campusbasement.com/cornell/hottruck/articles/4155/cornell-enforces-strict-dress-code-on-stewart-avenue http://campusbasement.com/cornell/hottruck/articles/4155/cornell-enforces-strict-dress-code-on-stewart-avenue#respond Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:21:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/hottruck/articles/4155/cornell-enforces-strict-dress-code-on-stewart-avenue/feed 0 Happy Holidays With Love from Cornell…and Apparently the Clock Tower http://campusbasement.com/cornell/christmas/pictures/4148/happy-holidays-with-love-from-cornelland-apparently-the-clock-tower http://campusbasement.com/cornell/christmas/pictures/4148/happy-holidays-with-love-from-cornelland-apparently-the-clock-tower#respond Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:22:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/christmas/pictures/4148/happy-holidays-with-love-from-cornelland-apparently-the-clock-tower/feed 0 Party at President Skorton’s House! http://campusbasement.com/cornell/parties/articles/1347/party-at-president-skortons-house http://campusbasement.com/cornell/parties/articles/1347/party-at-president-skortons-house#respond Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:43:06 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/parties/articles/1347/party-at-president-skortons-house/feed 0 Skorton to Apgar: “Stop being so gay” http://campusbasement.com/cornell/apgar/articles/1004/skorton-to-apgar-stop-being-so-gay http://campusbasement.com/cornell/apgar/articles/1004/skorton-to-apgar-stop-being-so-gay#respond Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:35:37 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/apgar/articles/1004/skorton-to-apgar-stop-being-so-gay/feed 0