<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>penis – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/penis/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>The Biggest Bullshitter: Loch Ness Monster</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/mizzou/penis/articles/9533/the-biggest-bullshitter-loch-ness-monster</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/mizzou/penis/articles/9533/the-biggest-bullshitter-loch-ness-monster#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:13:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Ian Arnold]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=9533</guid> <description><![CDATA[They call me, “Cock Ness”, for a reason. I ain’t your average sea monster. I don’t swim about hunting krill or great whites. Mere child’s play. I’m too busy splitting Killer Whale’s in half with my member and snacking on Scottish fisherman when I’m bored. 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The Kony video was released through the civil rights organization Invisible Children, a group dedicated to exposing Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony and bringing him...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/awareness/articles/7176/invisible-children-founder-caught-masturbating-realizes-hes-not-invisible/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Ramapo to Introduce Men’s Center</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/ramapo/men/articles/4635/ramapo-to-introduce-mens-center</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/ramapo/men/articles/4635/ramapo-to-introduce-mens-center#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 19:37:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[J.D.Basement]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[men]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Mahwah, New Jersey- With Ramapo College’s Women’s Center attaining substantial praise and respect over the last several years, the school recently unveiled its plans for the opening of the Men’s Center. Perks of the Men’s Center (located directly across the hall from the Women’s Center) will include the following: · Watch your head when you...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/ramapo/men/articles/4635/ramapo-to-introduce-mens-center/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Emory Buildings Found To Be “Penis Provoking”</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/emory/penis/articles/4570/emory-buildings-found-to-be-penis-provoking</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/emory/penis/articles/4570/emory-buildings-found-to-be-penis-provoking#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:33:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[LOOklooK]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[“Some things are penis provoking.” Excuse me? In what rational, sane, university appropriate conversation would someone say that? Apparently in one that takes place at Emory, because that’s where I heard it. But why would someone say this? Don’t worry, I did some serious, undercover investigating, and I figured this one out for you. Let...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/emory/penis/articles/4570/emory-buildings-found-to-be-penis-provoking/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>The Penis: A Documentary</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/college/videos/4372/the-penis-a-documentary</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/college/videos/4372/the-penis-a-documentary#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:53:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[redgreenblue]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[college]]></category> <category><![CDATA[documentary]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pumpkin]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/college/videos/4372/the-penis-a-documentary/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Syracuse University-themed Pick Up Lines</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/articles/4361/syracuse-university-themed-pick-up-lines</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/articles/4361/syracuse-university-themed-pick-up-lines#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:49:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Nicole G]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Some of us have not matured since fifth grade health class. Some of us still giggle at the word “vagina.” Some of us will sprint to a window when told kids on the other side of your dorm are doing it. Some of us are proud to inform you that, from above, Day Hall looks...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/articles/4361/syracuse-university-themed-pick-up-lines/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Giant Snow Dick!</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/dicks/pictures/2327/giant-snow-dick</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/dicks/pictures/2327/giant-snow-dick#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:33:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dicks]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penises]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snow]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snowman]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snowmen]]></category> <category><![CDATA[weather]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[too bad campus police destroyed it]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/dicks/pictures/2327/giant-snow-dick/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>There Is Something Wrong With This Picture of Bernie Fine</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/berniefine/pictures/4222/there-is-something-wrong-with-this-picture-of-bernie-fine</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/berniefine/pictures/4222/there-is-something-wrong-with-this-picture-of-bernie-fine#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 18:50:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[berniefine]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[I’m left wondering if they did that on purpose. Source: siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/berniefine/pictures/4222/there-is-something-wrong-with-this-picture-of-bernie-fine/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Penises everwhere</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/pictures/2059/penises-everwhere</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/pictures/2059/penises-everwhere#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snow]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[more peepees on campus]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/pictures/2059/penises-everwhere/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Ackerman Penis</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/pictures/2058/ackerman-penis</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/pictures/2058/ackerman-penis#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[penis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snow]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[when the weather gets bad, penises pop up!]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/penis/pictures/2058/ackerman-penis/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>