freshman – Campus Basement http://campusbasement.com Funny College News Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3 Freshman guy seeks serious relationship; Community shocked and confused http://campusbasement.com/usc/dorms/articles/4661/freshman-guy-seeks-serious-relationship-community-shocked-and-confused http://campusbasement.com/usc/dorms/articles/4661/freshman-guy-seeks-serious-relationship-community-shocked-and-confused#respond Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/usc/dorms/articles/4661/freshman-guy-seeks-serious-relationship-community-shocked-and-confused/feed 0 Newhouse Freshman self-nominates COM 117 project for an Academy Award http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4606/newhouse-freshman-self-nominates-com-117-project-for-an-academy-award http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4606/newhouse-freshman-self-nominates-com-117-project-for-an-academy-award#respond Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:12:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4606/newhouse-freshman-self-nominates-com-117-project-for-an-academy-award/feed 0 Freshman Buys Enough Underwear to Last Until Spring Break http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4593/freshman-buys-enough-underwear-to-last-until-spring-break http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4593/freshman-buys-enough-underwear-to-last-until-spring-break#respond Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:12:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4593/freshman-buys-enough-underwear-to-last-until-spring-break/feed 0 College Freshman Meme Kid Graduates; Still Naive and Full of Optimism http://campusbasement.com/undecided/freshman/articles/4588/college-freshman-meme-kid-graduates-still-naive-and-full-of-optimism http://campusbasement.com/undecided/freshman/articles/4588/college-freshman-meme-kid-graduates-still-naive-and-full-of-optimism#respond Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:59:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/undecided/freshman/articles/4588/college-freshman-meme-kid-graduates-still-naive-and-full-of-optimism/feed 0 New Fraternity Pledge Shocked to Realize Brothers Lied to Him During Rush http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/alcohol/articles/4573/new-fraternity-pledge-shocked-to-realize-brothers-lied-to-him-during-rush http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/alcohol/articles/4573/new-fraternity-pledge-shocked-to-realize-brothers-lied-to-him-during-rush#respond Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:38:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/alcohol/articles/4573/new-fraternity-pledge-shocked-to-realize-brothers-lied-to-him-during-rush/feed 0 Freshman Steps on ‘M,’ Disintegrates http://campusbasement.com/michigan/freshman/articles/4486/freshman-steps-on-m-disintegrates http://campusbasement.com/michigan/freshman/articles/4486/freshman-steps-on-m-disintegrates#respond Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:41:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/michigan/freshman/articles/4486/freshman-steps-on-m-disintegrates/feed 0 Freshman Sees Nipple, Urges DPS to Expand Crime Alerts http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/4420/freshman-sees-nipple-urges-dps-to-expand-crime-alerts http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/4420/freshman-sees-nipple-urges-dps-to-expand-crime-alerts#respond Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:03:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/4420/freshman-sees-nipple-urges-dps-to-expand-crime-alerts/feed 0 4.0 GPA Totally Compensates for Sex-less Semester, Rationalizes Freshman http://campusbasement.com/cornell/freshman/articles/4168/40-gpa-totally-compensates-for-sex-less-semester-rationalizes-freshman http://campusbasement.com/cornell/freshman/articles/4168/40-gpa-totally-compensates-for-sex-less-semester-rationalizes-freshman#respond Mon, 19 Dec 2011 01:34:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/freshman/articles/4168/40-gpa-totally-compensates-for-sex-less-semester-rationalizes-freshman/feed 0 HWD 101: How Hollywood Tries to Prepare You for College http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4147/hwd-101-how-hollywood-tries-to-prepare-you-for-college http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4147/hwd-101-how-hollywood-tries-to-prepare-you-for-college#respond Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:54:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/freshman/articles/4147/hwd-101-how-hollywood-tries-to-prepare-you-for-college/feed 0 Stripping Your Way Across Cornell: A Cornell Basement Guide Around Campus http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/pictures/4136/stripping-your-way-across-cornell-a-cornell-basement-guide-around-campus http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/pictures/4136/stripping-your-way-across-cornell-a-cornell-basement-guide-around-campus#respond Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:44:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campus/pictures/4136/stripping-your-way-across-cornell-a-cornell-basement-guide-around-campus/feed 0