<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>fail – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/fail/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>Ohio State President Makes Racist Joke in Front of Thousands, Blames Autocorrect</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/articles/4292/ohio-state-president-makes-racist-joke-in-front-of-thousands-blames-autocorrect</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/articles/4292/ohio-state-president-makes-racist-joke-in-front-of-thousands-blames-autocorrect#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:45:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Ohio State]]></category> <category><![CDATA[president]]></category> <category><![CDATA[racism]]></category> <category><![CDATA[racist]]></category> <category><![CDATA[speech]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Ohio State University president Gordon Gee made a highly offensive comment in front of a large audience in Columbus last Wednesday. During a speech in which he told his audience about the problems he faced trying to coordinate the school’s 18 different divisions, he compared the confusion and lack of organization to that of Polish...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/articles/4292/ohio-state-president-makes-racist-joke-in-front-of-thousands-blames-autocorrect/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Here’s a Video of People Falling Off Motorbikes</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/videos/4130/heres-a-video-of-people-falling-off-motorbikes</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/videos/4130/heres-a-video-of-people-falling-off-motorbikes#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ouch]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[The internet was invented for a reason, and I think this is it.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/videos/4130/heres-a-video-of-people-falling-off-motorbikes/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Student Bombs Orgo Final: Thirteen Dead and Four Left Wounded.</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/chemistry/articles/4099/student-bombs-orgo-final-thirteen-dead-and-four-left-wounded</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/chemistry/articles/4099/student-bombs-orgo-final-thirteen-dead-and-four-left-wounded#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:36:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[dang]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chemistry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[test]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Investigation pending.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/chemistry/articles/4099/student-bombs-orgo-final-thirteen-dead-and-four-left-wounded/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Worst Autocorrect Fail EVER!!! LOL</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/pictures/4072/worst-autocorrect-fail-ever-lol</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/pictures/4072/worst-autocorrect-fail-ever-lol#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:43:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category> <category><![CDATA[texting]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Autocorrect can lead to the silliest misunderstandings sometimes!]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/fail/pictures/4072/worst-autocorrect-fail-ever-lol/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Why You Do Not Want Gandalf As Your Organic Chemistry Professor</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/fail/pictures/3844/why-you-do-not-want-gandalf-as-your-organic-chemistry-professor</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/fail/pictures/3844/why-you-do-not-want-gandalf-as-your-organic-chemistry-professor#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 14:32:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Leigh]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gandalf]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lordoftherings]]></category> <category><![CDATA[organicchemistry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pass]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/fail/pictures/3844/why-you-do-not-want-gandalf-as-your-organic-chemistry-professor/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Halloween Present vs. Halloween Future: The Breakdown</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/cupcakes/articles/3768/halloween-present-vs-halloween-future-the-breakdown</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/cupcakes/articles/3768/halloween-present-vs-halloween-future-the-breakdown#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:10:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Eric Pratt]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cupcakes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category> <category><![CDATA[papers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[partying]]></category> <category><![CDATA[studying]]></category> <category><![CDATA[win]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Halloween 2011 is on a Monday.  Whose idea was that again?  Pope Gregory XIII? I do have some good news.  In exchange for Halloween 2011 being on a Monday, Halloween 2013 is going to be on a Thursday.  Current freshmen and sophomores (and a handful of juniors) can party up 10/31/13 in high (probably, drunk...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/cupcakes/articles/3768/halloween-present-vs-halloween-future-the-breakdown/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Epic Fail</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/21/pictures/2201/epic-fail</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/21/pictures/2201/epic-fail#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:32:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[21]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fat]]></category> <category><![CDATA[teams]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/21/pictures/2201/epic-fail/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Cornell Football Sucks</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/21/articles/401/cornell-football-sucks</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/21/articles/401/cornell-football-sucks#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 10:58:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[21]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[games]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sucks]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[ Last year I went to one Cornell home football game. It was homecoming so I don’t remember much, but what I do remember was that the cheerleaders were far more entertaining.  I left the game after what I would say was probably five or ten minutes right about the time when the opposing team, Fordham...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/21/articles/401/cornell-football-sucks/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Attention All Underachievers</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/classes/articles/217/attention-all-underachievers</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/classes/articles/217/attention-all-underachievers#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 09:51:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[classes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[deadlines]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pass]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Attention all underachievers (SU students): Today is the pass/fail deadline. Anyone who’s taking electives outside their major should take advantage of this golden opportunity to be a lazy prick without it having any effect on your GPA. Taking a class pass/fail is kind of like love; it means never having to say you’re sorry. It...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/classes/articles/217/attention-all-underachievers/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>