<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>exams – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/exams/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>Studying for Finals: I don’t .gif a Sh*t</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/columbia/exams/articles/9526/studying-for-finals-i-dont-gif-a-sht</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/columbia/exams/articles/9526/studying-for-finals-i-dont-gif-a-sht#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:16:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[loganor]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[final exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[seniors]]></category> <category><![CDATA[studying]]></category> <category><![CDATA[yourmomschesthair]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=9526</guid> <description><![CDATA[It’s time for the last adderall binge push. One more round of finals season, and my 16 years of taking tests and writing papers will be over. After 16 years of schoolwork – yes I’m including elementary school, because multiplication tables were fucking hard – I should have finals studying down to a science. Honestly,...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/columbia/exams/articles/9526/studying-for-finals-i-dont-gif-a-sht/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>STUDY: Stress of Final’s Week Distorts Student Perception of Bad Food</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/bryant/exams/articles/4163/study-stress-of-finals-week-distorts-student-perception-of-bad-food</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/bryant/exams/articles/4163/study-stress-of-finals-week-distorts-student-perception-of-bad-food#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 12:28:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[gpsmonkey]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[finals]]></category> <category><![CDATA[food]]></category> <category><![CDATA[papers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sadler]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[If you are a student at Bryant, you know that finals week occupies 99% of your grade during 1% of the semester. Accordingly, you have focused all of your time and effort to not failing any of your courses. What you have missed is obvious miscues from several branches on campus. We have highlighted just...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/bryant/exams/articles/4163/study-stress-of-finals-week-distorts-student-perception-of-bad-food/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>How to Use a Campus Computer During Finals Week</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/campus/articles/4139/how-to-use-a-campus-computer-during-finals-week</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/campus/articles/4139/how-to-use-a-campus-computer-during-finals-week#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:17:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[campus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[computers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[finals]]></category> <category><![CDATA[papers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[printing]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[It’s 6:42 AM. Finals week. You’ve taken enough Adderall to cure yourself of that annoying sitting still habit you used to have. You haven’t slept in 39 hours. You haven’t had sex in 32 hours. You’ve watched so much porn to distract yourself from this 20-page paper that’s due in less than four hours that...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/campus/articles/4139/how-to-use-a-campus-computer-during-finals-week/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>The 12 Days of College Christmas</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/alcohol/articles/4122/the-12-days-of-college-christmas</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/alcohol/articles/4122/the-12-days-of-college-christmas#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:20:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category> <category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[finals]]></category> <category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category> <category><![CDATA[papers]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[On the first day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: A night of binge drinking. On the second day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 2 hours of sleep, And a night of binge drinking. On the third day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 3 books to read (where do I buy books?), 2...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/alcohol/articles/4122/the-12-days-of-college-christmas/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Is it Finals Week Yet at Syracuse?</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/academics/pictures/4110/is-it-finals-week-yet-at-syracuse</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/academics/pictures/4110/is-it-finals-week-yet-at-syracuse#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 15:22:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Rud]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[academics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[classes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[finals]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/academics/pictures/4110/is-it-finals-week-yet-at-syracuse/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Finals Fornication</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/exams/articles/4105/finals-fornication</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/exams/articles/4105/finals-fornication#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:17:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[apost]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[relationships]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <category><![CDATA[test]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[It is terribly important that we all at Cornell, get A’s on every exam and every paper. But, the most important weeks of our year come in December and May. Finals week. From interviews and experience Cornell Basement has found that the ultimate key to success during Finals Week is sex. Yes, you can be...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/exams/articles/4105/finals-fornication/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Blog of a Frat Bro: Finals Week Edition</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bros/articles/4081/blog-of-a-frat-bro-finals-week-edition</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bros/articles/4081/blog-of-a-frat-bro-finals-week-edition#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:21:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bros]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[finals]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fraternities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[frats]]></category> <category><![CDATA[papers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tests]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bros/articles/4081/blog-of-a-frat-bro-finals-week-edition/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>A Finals Survival Toolkit</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/wash-u/exams/articles/4026/a-finals-survival-toolkit</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/wash-u/exams/articles/4026/a-finals-survival-toolkit#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[xoboredgurlxo]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[finals]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[As finals are approaching faster than I can say, “hey winter break hey,” I thought I’d prepare a list of a WashU student’s essentials toolkit to prepare for the two weeks of doom that are looming over us all. 1) Sleeping Bag Now I know that you wonder at the stamina of the select few...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/wash-u/exams/articles/4026/a-finals-survival-toolkit/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Week in Review</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/celebrities/articles/1342/week-in-review-4</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/celebrities/articles/1342/week-in-review-4#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 18:58:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tests]]></category> <category><![CDATA[weather]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Groupon University: Groupon now offers a 60% discount on a graduate teaching program at National Louis University. This means that teachers will now have an answer to the age-old question, “What made you become a teacher?”: “There was a discount on Groupon.” Anyone Wanna Go Halfsies?: UMass Amherst began the semester by creating the world’s...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/celebrities/articles/1342/week-in-review-4/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Senior Shows Up Drunk to Prelim, Gets A+</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/drinking/articles/1233/senior-shows-up-drunk-to-prelim-gets-a</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/drinking/articles/1233/senior-shows-up-drunk-to-prelim-gets-a#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 23:41:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[smalls]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category> <category><![CDATA[exams]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[As the semester begins to wind down, one thing is clear to everyone in Cornell: Seniors no longer give two shits about anything. Well, thats not true – Senior Girls are hell-bent on getting dick before they leave for the real world and realize that they are actually still in the 4-7 range compared to...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/drinking/articles/1233/senior-shows-up-drunk-to-prelim-gets-a/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>