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		<title>How To Deliver a Speech at Speaker&#8217;s Circle: God Hates The Seattle Supersonics</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Columbians Withhold Sex Over Obama Controversy, Barnard Women Rejoice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 18:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Saturday, March 3rd, Lindsay Lohan debuted her new inflatable face on Saturday Night Live, scaring children, parole officers, and Aaron Samuelsez across this great nation. In equally exciting news, March 3rd brought with it the announcement that President Barack Obama will be speaking at Barnard College, the most prestigious of all female colleges barring Rupaul’s...]]></description>
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		<title>Sources: SU Basketball Also Kidnapped the Lindbergh Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 17:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the hits just keep on coming. Sources within the Syracuse Athletic Department have told CampusBasement that in addition to sexually abusing children, sleeping with coaches&#8217; wives, and blatantly ignoring internal drug testing policy, employees of and players on the SU basketball team may have also kidnapped and murdered Charles Lindbergh&#8217;s infant son in 1932....]]></description>
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		<title>Omelet Station Files Chapter 11: Students Set-Up &#8220;Occupy Lackmann&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ On Dec. 20th, Maria Rodriguez looked down at her bills and shook her head in awe, &#8220;There&#8217;s just no way we can stay in business, Lackmann charges us too much money in rent and supplies.&#8221; The defeated manager dropped the bill into the puddle of tears that had formed on her desk, &#8221; We&#8217;re done, I have to file...]]></description>
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		<title>The 12 Days of College Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: A night of binge drinking. On the second day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 2 hours of sleep, And a night of binge drinking. On the third day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 3 books to read (where do I buy books?), 2...]]></description>
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		<title>Professor Arrested on Suspicions of Cooking Meth; AMC Suing</title>
		<link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/drugs/articles/4058/professor-arrested-on-suspicions-of-cooking-meth-amc-suing</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Monday, Irina Kristy, a 74-year-old math professor at Boston University, was arrested on allegations that she has been running a methamphetamine laboratory out of her home in Somerville, MA. Kristy has been placed on administrative leave by the university. Shortly after being taken into custody, an additional allegation surfaced: intellectual property theft. Upon hearing...]]></description>
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		<title>Drugs Were Used at Dayglow, Nobody is Surprised</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 11:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a surprising move by Lehigh University, Dayglow was allowed to be held at Stabler Arena on Saturday, where kids from Lehigh, and borderline humans from Lafayette and Moravian came to roll face or puke their brains out while listening to house music. As expected, over 40 students were sent to the hospital for drug or...]]></description>
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		<title>Video: 3-Year-Old Goes on Raging Coke Bender, Destroys Mom&#8217;s House</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 09:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this adorable video of two toddlers giving Charlie Sheen a run for his money. It&#8217;s like a snowman puked all over the living room.]]></description>
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		<title>Week in Review</title>
		<link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/cocaine/articles/3602/week-in-review-3</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cocaine is a helluva drug: A Syracuse mother was arrested for using cocaine while breast-feeding her 14-month-old child. Residents and officials were completely shocked that the mother used cocaine and not good old-fashioned crack. Syracuse: a city on the rise. White (Macadamia) Power: UC-Berkeley Republicans protested the fact that white men are (supposedly) treated worse...]]></description>
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		<title>Week in Review</title>
		<link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/celebrities/articles/1342/week-in-review-4</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 18:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Groupon University: Groupon now offers a 60% discount on a graduate teaching program at National Louis University. This means that teachers will now have an answer to the age-old question, &#8220;What made you become a teacher?&#8221;: &#8220;There was a discount on Groupon.&#8221; Anyone Wanna Go Halfsies?: UMass Amherst began the semester by creating the world&#8217;s...]]></description>
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