dps – Campus Basement http://campusbasement.com Funny College News Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3 Path To Laundry Room Left Devastated After Three Days Of Rain http://campusbasement.com/usc/cargar/articles/12129/path-to-laundry-room-left-devastated-after-three-days-of-rain http://campusbasement.com/usc/cargar/articles/12129/path-to-laundry-room-left-devastated-after-three-days-of-rain#respond Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:39:20 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=12129 http://campusbasement.com/usc/cargar/articles/12129/path-to-laundry-room-left-devastated-after-three-days-of-rain/feed 0 Professor Contemplates Ending It All Saying, “Those Kids Laughing in Lecture Are Right.” http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/11456/professor-contemplates-ending-it-all-saying-those-kids-laughing-in-lecture-are-right http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/11456/professor-contemplates-ending-it-all-saying-those-kids-laughing-in-lecture-are-right#respond Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:28:02 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=11456 http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/11456/professor-contemplates-ending-it-all-saying-those-kids-laughing-in-lecture-are-right/feed 0 North Campus Cougar Sighting http://campusbasement.com/michigan/alcohol/articles/7770/north-campus-cougar-sighting http://campusbasement.com/michigan/alcohol/articles/7770/north-campus-cougar-sighting#respond Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:10:03 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=7770 http://campusbasement.com/michigan/alcohol/articles/7770/north-campus-cougar-sighting/feed 0 Cool Story Bro: “I should have clotheslined him” http://campusbasement.com/usc/burglary/articles/7410/cool-story-bro-i-should-have-clotheslined-him http://campusbasement.com/usc/burglary/articles/7410/cool-story-bro-i-should-have-clotheslined-him#respond Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:00:37 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=7410 bolting towards me. Like, at top speed. And just like in the movies, time seemed to slow down. I couldn’t move. My thoughts were all: “That’s weird. He’s running like, really fast. He probably has to catch a bus. God I really want a Coke Zero. French fries. Jon Hamm. Wait, what--” ]]> http://campusbasement.com/usc/burglary/articles/7410/cool-story-bro-i-should-have-clotheslined-him/feed 0 And on your left we see………. http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/college/articles/4580/and-on-your-left-we-see http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/college/articles/4580/and-on-your-left-we-see#respond Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:29:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/college/articles/4580/and-on-your-left-we-see/feed 0 Bike Traffic Safety: Written For and By (Insane) Bikers http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4558/bike-traffic-safety-written-for-and-by-insane-bikers http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4558/bike-traffic-safety-written-for-and-by-insane-bikers#respond Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:42:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4558/bike-traffic-safety-written-for-and-by-insane-bikers/feed 0 Centro Announces, “Big Changes On The Way” http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bus/articles/4498/centro-announces-big-changes-on-the-way http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bus/articles/4498/centro-announces-big-changes-on-the-way#respond Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:08:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bus/articles/4498/centro-announces-big-changes-on-the-way/feed 0 Freshman Sees Nipple, Urges DPS to Expand Crime Alerts http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/4420/freshman-sees-nipple-urges-dps-to-expand-crime-alerts http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/4420/freshman-sees-nipple-urges-dps-to-expand-crime-alerts#respond Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:03:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/usc/dps/articles/4420/freshman-sees-nipple-urges-dps-to-expand-crime-alerts/feed 0 Week in Review: I Want Newsual Healing http://campusbasement.com/usc/bikes/articles/4329/week-in-review-i-want-newsual-healing http://campusbasement.com/usc/bikes/articles/4329/week-in-review-i-want-newsual-healing#respond Sun, 22 Jan 2012 21:31:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/usc/bikes/articles/4329/week-in-review-i-want-newsual-healing/feed 0 Syracuse Police Under Investigation for Fraud http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bears/articles/3966/syracuse-police-under-investigation-for-fraud http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bears/articles/3966/syracuse-police-under-investigation-for-fraud#respond Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:36:00 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/bears/articles/3966/syracuse-police-under-investigation-for-fraud/feed 0