<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>commencement – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/commencement/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>Ramapo 2013 Commencement Speaker Announced: The Janitor Who Worked In Steve Jobs’ Accountant’s Office</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/ramapo/2013/articles/12584/ramapo-2013-commencement-speaker-announced</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/ramapo/2013/articles/12584/ramapo-2013-commencement-speaker-announced#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:54:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[jillboard]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[2013]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=12584</guid> <description><![CDATA[Mahwah, NJ- After literally grueling and unbearable anticipation, Ramapo College has finally announced the 2013 Commencement Ceremony Speaker. It’s official: the 2013 Commencement Speaker will be The Janitor Who Worked In Steve Jobs’ Accountant’s Office. President Mercer told us exclusively, “this is literally the only guy that said yes.” He furthered that even the Butler...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/ramapo/2013/articles/12584/ramapo-2013-commencement-speaker-announced/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Research finds “Commencement” is no longer a terminal illness</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/college/articles/9505/research-finds-commencement-is-no-longer-a-terminal-illness</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/college/articles/9505/research-finds-commencement-is-no-longer-a-terminal-illness#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:03:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Lia Woodward]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[college]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[death]]></category> <category><![CDATA[graduation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[legacy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[seniors]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=9505</guid> <description><![CDATA[The class of 2012 and all its friends can breath a collective sigh of relief about at least one thing as May 11th approaches, thanks to some timely research conducted by the University of Southern California. According to chief researchers, 98% of the student body was under the impression that Commencement, or “graduation” in dirty...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/college/articles/9505/research-finds-commencement-is-no-longer-a-terminal-illness/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Man Waving Flag at Cudi Concert Chosen as Commencement Speaker</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/1252/man-waving-flag-at-cudi-concert-chosen-as-commencement-speaker</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/1252/man-waving-flag-at-cudi-concert-chosen-as-commencement-speaker#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 00:49:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Rud]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[music]]></category> <category><![CDATA[speakers]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Syracuse University made a controversial decision Sunday evening when they decided to make the flag-waving man from Nas and Damien Marley’s Block Party set their commencement speaker. Some students are outraged over the flag-wielding entertainer’s lack of credentials; an equal amount of students are “legit pumped to see this guy work his magic again for...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/1252/man-waving-flag-at-cudi-concert-chosen-as-commencement-speaker/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>BP Chairman Chosen to be 2011 Graduation Day Speaker, Dimon Protesters Mildy Upset</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/chase/articles/150/bp-chairman-chosen-to-be-2011-graduation-day-speaker-dimon-protesters-mildy-upset</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/chase/articles/150/bp-chairman-chosen-to-be-2011-graduation-day-speaker-dimon-protesters-mildy-upset#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 17:10:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Ian Smith]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chase]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[epic fail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nancy cantor]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Two months after the initiation of the oil crisis in the American Gulf Coast, Syracuse University Chancellor Nancy Cantor announced Thursday that British Petroleum Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg will give the Commencement Speech at the school’s 2011 Graduation Ceremony. Chancellor Cantor has extended an offer to the BP Chairman, but is still trying to determine if...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/chase/articles/150/bp-chairman-chosen-to-be-2011-graduation-day-speaker-dimon-protesters-mildy-upset/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Sex Doll at Commencement</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2153/sex-doll-at-commencement</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2153/sex-doll-at-commencement#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:49:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex doll]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2153/sex-doll-at-commencement/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Jamie Dimon protest during graduation</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2141/jamie-dimon-protest-during-graduation</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2141/jamie-dimon-protest-during-graduation#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:07:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[ChillBro]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jamie dimon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[protest]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[1 person participated]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2141/jamie-dimon-protest-during-graduation/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Commencement – Delirium Rap Video</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/videos/3087/commencement-delirium-rap-video</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/videos/3087/commencement-delirium-rap-video#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 16:28:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[delirium]]></category> <category><![CDATA[music video]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rap]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/videos/3087/commencement-delirium-rap-video/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Take Back Commencement from the Take Back Commencement People!</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/141/take-back-commencement-from-the-take-back-commencement-people</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/141/take-back-commencement-from-the-take-back-commencement-people#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:22:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[graduation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jamie dimon]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Guys, this is getting a little silly. On Thursday, the DO featured two more opinion articles on why Jamie Dimon is a poor choice for commencement speaker. We can now hate Dimon for his company’s environmental policies in addition to its help in nearly ruining our economy. While we’re at it, don’t forget his close...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/141/take-back-commencement-from-the-take-back-commencement-people/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Timing Is Everything</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2046/timing-is-everything</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2046/timing-is-everything#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jamie dimon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nancy cantor]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Taking Back Commencement Protest. Chancy Nancy Cantor!]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/pictures/2046/timing-is-everything/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>A Letter from the University</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/124/a-letter-from-the-university</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/124/a-letter-from-the-university#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commencement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jamie dimon]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Many of you may have received an e-mail from the university, defending Jamie Dimon as the choice for commencement speaker. This is NOT the original letter, but it IS what SU was actually saying, in my opinion. Here is the translation: Dear Students, Faculty and Staff, We noticed that there have been concerns about the...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/commencement/articles/124/a-letter-from-the-university/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>