http://campusbasement.com Funny College News Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3 http://campusbasement.com/usc/burglary/articles/7410/cool-story-bro-i-should-have-clotheslined-him http://campusbasement.com/usc/burglary/articles/7410/cool-story-bro-i-should-have-clotheslined-him#respond Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:00:37 +0000 http://campusbasement.com/?p=7410 bolting towards me. Like, at top speed. And just like in the movies, time seemed to slow down. I couldn’t move. My thoughts were all: “That’s weird. He’s running like, really fast. He probably has to catch a bus. God I really want a Coke Zero. French fries. Jon Hamm. Wait, what--” ]]> http://campusbasement.com/usc/burglary/articles/7410/cool-story-bro-i-should-have-clotheslined-him/feed 0