<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>chocolate – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/chocolate/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>Girls Actually Poop Bunnies and Rainbows, Study Shows</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/bathroom/articles/8263/girls-actually-poop-bunnies-and-rainbows-study-shows</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/bathroom/articles/8263/girls-actually-poop-bunnies-and-rainbows-study-shows#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 20:52:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Roy Parker]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bathroom]]></category> <category><![CDATA[boys]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bunnies]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bunny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chocolate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[girls]]></category> <category><![CDATA[poop]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Pooping]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rabbit]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rainbows]]></category> <category><![CDATA[so much pooping]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=8263</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ever since the dawn of man, the question has been posed – “Do women poop just like men do?” Everybody knows that men poop. Men talk about their poop proudly. But a wave of mysticism has consistently been shrouded around whether or not women poop as well.   A group of researchers here at USC...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/bathroom/articles/8263/girls-actually-poop-bunnies-and-rainbows-study-shows/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Our Boyfriends Have the Same Name</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/columbia/chocolate/videos/4543/our-boyfriends-have-the-same-name</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/columbia/chocolate/videos/4543/our-boyfriends-have-the-same-name#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[loganor]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chocolate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <category><![CDATA[valentines]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[This is a belated Valentine’s Day gift. It’s not for you but you’ll probably enjoy it anyway. Happy 15th of February!!!!]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/columbia/chocolate/videos/4543/our-boyfriends-have-the-same-name/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Uh-oh: It’s Valentine’s Day</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/candy/articles/1062/uh-oh-its-valentines-day</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/candy/articles/1062/uh-oh-its-valentines-day#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 09:54:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Piliour]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[candy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chocolate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gifts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[girls]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jewelry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[valentine]]></category> <category><![CDATA[valentines day]]></category> <category><![CDATA[xbox]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Ok, don’t panic. It’s not a big deal. Just Valentine’s Day. V-Day. Vagina starts with a v, and those things are awesome. Well, usually. Once a month, they”¦ No, never mind. They’re awesome. This is awesome. It’s an awesome day.Shit, no it’s not. I hate this day. Maybe I can buy her a Mayan calendar...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/candy/articles/1062/uh-oh-its-valentines-day/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>