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		<title>Homeless Man Sleeping Outside Apple Store Presumed To Be In Line For iPhone 5</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Local homeless man Garvis Cocktooth recently became something of a media sensation after being crowned by news outlets as “the first person in line for the iPhone 5.” Cocktooth, who has been living on a pile of unfolded Domino’s Pizza boxes outside the Apple Store for the past three years, is completely dumbfounded by his...]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Unveils New 60-Inch Touchscreen Television</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 22:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a press conference last Friday, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed what could be a game-changing new product in the TV marketplace. You’ve seen touchscreen phones and tablets, but Apple is looking to be the first consumer electronics company to release a touchscreen television set. “If there’s one thing we’ve learned from iPods, iPhones, and...]]></description>
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		<title>Press Release: Apple to Launch Siri-powered Microwave by End of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Executives at Apple knew as far back as 2009 that the company planned to&#160;eventually build&#160;its own microwave oven, sources told Toby Kennedy of the&#160;Boston Globe. Jobs had reportedly been mastering plans and executing a SWOT analysis which would help Apple enter the competitive consumer appliance market. &#160; The innovative food cooking device, called the Apple...]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Unveils Amazing New Piece of Technology, Millions Furious and Disappointed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Millions of people all over the world were outraged today upon the unveiling of the brand new Apple iPhone 4S, a smartphone with a dual core A5 processor, an 8-megapixel camera capable of shooting 1080p high definition video, a battery that can last for up to 14 hours of continuous talk time, an entirely new...]]></description>
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		<title>Clit Mouse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One woman almost as hot for Macs as Steve Jobs.]]></description>
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		<title>iSchool Bought out by Apple; Offers Classes for 99 Cents</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 20:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things are not quite what they used to be in Hinds Hall, home of Syracuse University&#8217;s iSchool. Apple inc., under new leadership, has decided to extend their brand and buy out anything and everything that bares a name similar to their products. The iSchool was not left behind. Apple states that they intend to keep...]]></description>
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