<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>apple – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/tags/apple/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>Homeless Man Sleeping Outside Apple Store Presumed To Be In Line For iPhone 5</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/10435/homeless-man-sleeping-outside-apple-store-presumed-to-be-in-line-for-iphone-5</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/10435/homeless-man-sleeping-outside-apple-store-presumed-to-be-in-line-for-iphone-5#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:06:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[homeless]]></category> <category><![CDATA[homelessness]]></category> <category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category> <category><![CDATA[iphone 5]]></category> <category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=10435</guid> <description><![CDATA[Local homeless man Garvis Cocktooth recently became something of a media sensation after being crowned by news outlets as “the first person in line for the iPhone 5.” Cocktooth, who has been living on a pile of unfolded Domino’s Pizza boxes outside the Apple Store for the past three years, is completely dumbfounded by his...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/10435/homeless-man-sleeping-outside-apple-store-presumed-to-be-in-line-for-iphone-5/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Apple Unveils New 60-Inch Touchscreen Television</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/9889/apple-unveils-new-60-inch-touchscreen-television</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/9889/apple-unveils-new-60-inch-touchscreen-television#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 22:57:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipad]]></category> <category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipod]]></category> <category><![CDATA[television]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tim cook]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tv]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://campusbasement.com/?p=9889</guid> <description><![CDATA[At a press conference last Friday, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed what could be a game-changing new product in the TV marketplace. You’ve seen touchscreen phones and tablets, but Apple is looking to be the first consumer electronics company to release a touchscreen television set. “If there’s one thing we’ve learned from iPods, iPhones, and...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/9889/apple-unveils-new-60-inch-touchscreen-television/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Press Release: Apple to Launch Siri-powered Microwave by End of 2011</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/bryant/2011/articles/3778/press-release-apple-to-launch-siri-powered-microwave-by-end-of-2011</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/bryant/2011/articles/3778/press-release-apple-to-launch-siri-powered-microwave-by-end-of-2011#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:49:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Sdolph2]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[2011]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[iwave]]></category> <category><![CDATA[microwave]]></category> <category><![CDATA[siri]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stevejobs]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Executives at Apple knew as far back as 2009 that the company planned to eventually build its own microwave oven, sources told Toby Kennedy of the Boston Globe. Jobs had reportedly been mastering plans and executing a SWOT analysis which would help Apple enter the competitive consumer appliance market.   The innovative food cooking device, called the Apple...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/bryant/2011/articles/3778/press-release-apple-to-launch-siri-powered-microwave-by-end-of-2011/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Apple Unveils Amazing New Piece of Technology, Millions Furious and Disappointed</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/3636/apple-unveils-amazing-new-piece-of-technology-millions-furious-and-disappointed</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/3636/apple-unveils-amazing-new-piece-of-technology-millions-furious-and-disappointed#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:24:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Rosenthal]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipod]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stevejobs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[timcook]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Millions of people all over the world were outraged today upon the unveiling of the brand new Apple iPhone 4S, a smartphone with a dual core A5 processor, an 8-megapixel camera capable of shooting 1080p high definition video, a battery that can last for up to 14 hours of continuous talk time, an entirely new...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/undecided/apple/articles/3636/apple-unveils-amazing-new-piece-of-technology-millions-furious-and-disappointed/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Clit Mouse</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/apple/videos/3603/clit-mouse</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/apple/videos/3603/clit-mouse#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:34:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Humor Whore]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[clit]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor whore]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humorwhore]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mac]]></category> <category><![CDATA[orgasm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stevejobs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[student sketches]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[One woman almost as hot for Macs as Steve Jobs.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/apple/videos/3603/clit-mouse/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>iSchool Bought out by Apple; Offers Classes for 99 Cents</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/apple/articles/3601/ischool-bought-out-by-apple-offers-classes-for-99-cents</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/syracuse/apple/articles/3601/ischool-bought-out-by-apple-offers-classes-for-99-cents#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 20:52:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Rud]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[education]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ischool]]></category> <category><![CDATA[technology]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Things are not quite what they used to be in Hinds Hall, home of Syracuse University’s iSchool. 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