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Class of 2011 Wants Charlie Sheen for Commencement Speaker

Article by Anonymous

March 6, 2011 at 9:11 pm

SAY NO to Bob Saget- let’s get someone with some real pull, someone who is a WINNER, someone who has some GUSTO!! Let’s get this event going and see if we can’t make this fictional event really happen!! #winner #tigerblood

https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=206731889340225

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December 17, 2013

Syracuse students are HAPPY

This is Syracuse University’s edition of Pharrell’s “Happy”! The happiest students and staff took a break from the “Finals Week blues” and joined the Happy Team as we spread happiness all over campus. Thank you to each and every one of you who happily danced to lift our peers’ spirits. You are loved. MORE »

March 31, 2013

Syracuse student claims to be Hannah Montana

Sophomore PR major, Hannah Melton, claims to be the real Hannah Montana after getting her wisdom teeth removed. Has the real Hannah Montana been walking among us at Syracuse? MORE »

March 28, 2013

Throwback Thursdays

March 9, 2013

Boeheim Shits on Podium After Georgetown Loss

Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out. “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »

February 13, 2013

Syracuse University Harlem Shake Video

February 11, 2013

Pope resigns, realizes there is no God after hearing Pauly D will be playing at Syracuse University

Catholics around the world were shocked to hear that Pope Benedict XVI had resigned from his position as “THE CLOSEST PERSON TO GOD ON EARTH.” He tells sources at Campus Basement that the departure comes from fatigue, old age, and University Union’s Winter Carnival line-up. “They were hyping the students up, saying, ‘oh get ready,... MORE »

January 31, 2013

30 Rock and other shows insult Syracuse, must be destroyed

Tina Fey’s long running show, 30 Rock, will be airing its hour-long series finale tonight at 8/7 central on NBC. Let it be known that this was not Fey’s decision to end the show- it was the higher power of Syracuse University. Fey’s character, Liz Lemon, is the head writer of a variety show starring... MORE »

January 24, 2013

Phone Screenshots Officially Confirm Syracuse is Coldest Place Ever

Syracuse University students posted hundreds of smart phone screenshots of the city’s weather to social media in the past three days, officially confirming the city is “literally, like, THE coldest place ever.” The sheer number of screenshots showing temperatures that ranged from -65 degrees Celsius to 10 degrees Fahrenheit alarmed scientists, who quickly confirmed the... MORE »

January 18, 2013

The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester

Welcome back to Syracuse everybody! You may be wondering what’s so different about this semester than the last, so we here at Campus Basement are proud to present our comparative guide to help you transition into the new semester. MORE »

January 6, 2013

Hockey’s Back! …and there was much rejoicing

I woke up today thinking it would be any regular Sunday: completely naked, my head laying over the side of my bed, desperately trying to avoid the sunrise shining through the pathetic excuse for curtains and onto my face. But then I saw the news, that glorious and long-awaited news, that the NHL lockout has... MORE »

April 16, 2017

4 Ways To Be Stress-Free And Enjoy Life When You’re A Student

The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »

May 9, 2012

Disappearing Dorm Room

My friend was out of town for the weekend and scheduled to return on April 1st. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a little fun with him, so we made his dorm room disappear. Is this the best dorm prank in Duke University history? You decide. MORE »

April 19, 2012

Syracuse University Class of 2016

Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »

April 17, 2012

There is something extremely wrong with this picture

It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »

March 26, 2012

A Text Message From Fab Melo

February 12, 2012

Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation

The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »

February 5, 2012

A Map Of College Sports

January 26, 2012

Syracuse student does 1 backflip every day for a year

Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »

January 25, 2012

Hilarious Cuse Basketball Foul Shot

Source: Mike Escalantes facebook wall! MORE »

January 22, 2012

Otto’s Army is at it again

Otto’s Army is at it again with their shenanigans MORE »

December 25, 2011

All I Want For Christmas is Jews

December 19, 2011

Jokes With Jenna Race

Syracuse University’s sophomore Jenna Race who’s a member of Zamboni Revolution improv comedy group shares a few of her favorite knock-knock jokes with a friend. Produced by Pamela Masin for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »

December 19, 2011

Scoop Jardine’s Family Ties

Syracuse University senior guard Scoop Jardine relies on his family for support , encouragement and keeping his connection with his hometown of Philadelphia. Produced by Ivory Hecker for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »

December 6, 2011

Local Man Hates Self, WashU Basement

A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »

December 5, 2011

“White College Chicks”- Super Bass Parody White Girl Rapping

Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »

December 4, 2011

Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?

For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »

December 3, 2011

An Alumni Computer Screen During A Syracuse Basketball Game

And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »

November 18, 2011 1 Comment

Police pepper spraying and arresting students at UC Davis

Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »

November 15, 2011

Cluckin Around The ‘Cuse Video

#rotoloclass MORE »

November 15, 2011

Who’s The Biggest Fan of the Big East?

We got to know all of the contenders for the 2012 Biggest Fan of the Big East. Check out what they had to say! MORE »

The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester

To the Syracuse University graduating class of 2012....

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Guy with "I Need Tickets" Sign Actually Needs Tickets

Parking Permits Permission Prohibited

What is a Snow?