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Video by jwoww October 21, 2010

i know i’m a little late on this one, but major props to the ladies of alpha phi for producing this cinematic masterpiece. streaking through the stacks? can i marry this guy? MORE »

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Article by jwoww
October 20, 2010

yo library kid, i’ma let you finish regaining your pulse but i had one of the best life savings of all time!

Michael Hyon ’13 recently revived a student suffering a seizure in Kroch library on Monday night, proving to be Cornell’s very own EMS-reject hero. The Daily Sun quoted Hyon on his courageous rescue, who stated: “I wouldn’t say I”ˆsaved his life, but I”ˆhelped bring his pulse back.” So humble. Who knew that your pulse was... MORE »

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Article by jwoww
October 20, 2010

The English Language is Totes Declining, Guys

There is an epidemic of laziness spreading FAST around the Cornell campus. I understand that you are busy running off to your plethora of meaningful extracurriculars (yes, that means you, Squirrel Club), but I’ve become appalled by the way some of my fellow Cornellians have chosen to abbreviate some words that REALLY don’t take that... MORE »

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October 16, 2010

The Perfect Match

Too hot for closed toed shoes AND a jacket? Too cold for just a sweater and flip-flops? This wise Cornellian has found the combination to master Ithaca weather. MORE »

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October 16, 2010

Skits-O-Phrenics take it to the next level

President Johnny Livanos and Cody Ernst on stage at their performance ‘The Skits-O-Phrenics Fight Santa!’ Aren’t the cut-offs sexy? MORE »

Article by apost
October 16, 2010

Click here to learn how to masturbate in the library

Fellow Cornellians we have all had those weeks where we have packed up our lives and moved into one of the libraries here at Cornell. We’re there for hours sometimes even days at a time studying and for some it is inevitable that we feel the urge to release ourselves and clear our minds. Jerry... MORE »

Article by apost
October 16, 2010

Concert Commission takes over and ousts Slope Day

Drake sucks. Last year, Slope Day 2010 was a sloppy mess. Bras were being thrown on stage and Drake was…. well, actually I don’t know how Drake was because I left the Slope before Drake went on. But from what I heard he was terrible. Sorry Slope Day 2010. This year we’ve gotten Kid Cudi,... MORE »

Article by apost
October 14, 2010

Apple Fest-tivities

This year at Apple Fest there was the usual plethora of food stands, apple treats and musical entertainment. But, in addition there was a performance by a local belly dancing troupe. I walked by at first, but then found myself drawn back to the bright colors, the shiny gold medallions on their skirts and their... MORE »

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October 14, 2010

Belly Dancers Captivate Ithacans

Apple Fest goers enjoyed a concert by a local belly dancing group. The crowd could not take their eyes off of them. ALL of them. MORE »

Article by Anonymous
October 6, 2010

Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his

BRADENTON, Fla. “” When sheriff’s deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man’s buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said... MORE »