<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>USC Staff – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/author/uscstaff/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>Weekly Sex: Never Been Kissed</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4379/weekly-sex-never-been-kissed</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4379/weekly-sex-never-been-kissed#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:19:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[advice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[love]]></category> <category><![CDATA[maincampus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[msg]]></category> <category><![CDATA[relationships]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Once a week has never been so satisfying. Weekly Sex, I’m not the only one in this situation, I’ve definitely talked to other people who are the same way, but it’s almost the end of freshman year and I’ve still never kissed anybody. Should I just keep waiting?? I don’t want all the pressure to...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4379/weekly-sex-never-been-kissed/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Weekly Sex: The Spark</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4321/weekly-sex-the-spark</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4321/weekly-sex-the-spark#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:52:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[advice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[love]]></category> <category><![CDATA[maincampus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[msg]]></category> <category><![CDATA[relationships]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Once a week has never been so satisfying. Dear Weekly Sex, Ever since getting back from winter break, sex hasn’t really been the same with my partner. I guess since we haven’t been together in a little while, it feels kind of awkward. How can we bring back the spark? – Feeling Off Dear Mr./Miss...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4321/weekly-sex-the-spark/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>A Very Special Message from USC Basement</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/news/videos/4299/a-very-special-message-from-usc-basement</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/news/videos/4299/a-very-special-message-from-usc-basement#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:37:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[This goes out to everyone who supported USC Basement throughout this entire tournament. It goes without saying….Thank You.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/news/videos/4299/a-very-special-message-from-usc-basement/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Why USC Should Win The Campus Basement Inaugural Tournament</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/maincampus/articles/4289/why-usc-should-win-the-campus-basement-inaugural-tournament</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/maincampus/articles/4289/why-usc-should-win-the-campus-basement-inaugural-tournament#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[maincampus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tournament]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[And The Winner Is… This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to share your favorite! Voting ends for this final round matchup at 9pm PST Sunday, Jan 15! (12am EST Monday, Jan 16) The article with the...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/maincampus/articles/4289/why-usc-should-win-the-campus-basement-inaugural-tournament/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Best Pranks to Play On Your Roommates If You Get to School Before Them (USC)</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/tournament/articles/4275/best-pranks-to-play-on-your-roommates-if-you-get-to-school-before-them-usc</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/tournament/articles/4275/best-pranks-to-play-on-your-roommates-if-you-get-to-school-before-them-usc#respond</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tournament]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! To: USC University Park Community From: Department of Public Safety Re: Incident Resolution Notice In an effort to better communicate with the campus community about public...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/tournament/articles/4275/best-pranks-to-play-on-your-roommates-if-you-get-to-school-before-them-usc/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Bottom 5 Worst Places To Vacation (USC)</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/maincampus/articles/4258/bottom-5-worst-places-to-vacation-usc</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/maincampus/articles/4258/bottom-5-worst-places-to-vacation-usc#respond</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:58:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[maincampus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tournament]]></category> <category><![CDATA[vacation]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! When we found out we had to write about bad vacations, we were like… yeah! We’ve been on so many! Like we’re definitely the opposite of film...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/maincampus/articles/4258/bottom-5-worst-places-to-vacation-usc/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Happy Belated Birthday to USC Campus Basement!</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/college/articles/4250/happy-belated-birthday-to-usc-campus-basement</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/college/articles/4250/happy-belated-birthday-to-usc-campus-basement#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[college]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[You know you’re getting old when you forget your own first birthday. 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Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s the end of the year, y’all. 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Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s hard to remember Christmas at age four. To our adult minds, those days are like the North Pole one foggy Christmas Eve: the Santas of...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4198/what-id-want-for-christmas-if-i-were-4-usc/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Weekly Sex with the CB Staff: Cheating?</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4151/weekly-sex-with-the-cb-staff-cheating</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4151/weekly-sex-with-the-cb-staff-cheating#respond</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[USC Staff]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[advice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[msg]]></category> <category><![CDATA[newsfeed]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Once a week has never been so satisfying. Weekly Sex ““ My girlfriend wants to “take a break” over winter break. I know this is to have some… freedom at home, which I’m actually excited to take advantage of myself, but the thought of my girlfriend with anyone else kills me. I know that’s a...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/usc/advice/articles/4151/weekly-sex-with-the-cb-staff-cheating/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>