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		<title>Tom vs Ray</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have adapted Rage Comics for Sports&#8230;I will be making many of these. They are funny. LAUGH!]]></description>
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		<title>Douglas and Judith Krupp Library to hire library investigators to track down missing books</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the upcoming weeks students will be preparing for final exams and most of their time will be occupied in or around the Douglas and Judith Krupp library. The library has coincidentally noticed that many books from shelves are missing without having been taken out. A librarian intern who requested not to be named says...]]></description>
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		<title>Conversations 1.2 Nickleback</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this comic strip, we see that guys are guilty of weird shit too.]]></description>
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		<title>How 50% of college relationships fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t already, you should ask your partner this question.]]></description>
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		<title>Sausage Fest</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what I do instead of taking notes.]]></description>
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		<title>Sports: Little sisters of the poor draws in exhibition games against Bulldogs.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A group of nuns are very upset about a common phrase using their organizations namesake. They were especially resentful when Gordon Gee (Commissioner at Ohio State University) commented that in the Big 10 football conference &#8220;We don&#8217;t play little sisters of the poor,&#8221; obviously implying that nuns who are part of this organization are weak...]]></description>
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		<title>Students Speak Out About &#8220;Students Speak out&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sophomores Josh Cutting, William, and Maria are upset about the students speak out section. When asked, they cited that the recent Archway section didn&#8217;t actually talk about relevant issues. &#8220;I&#8217;m not talking, wondering or thinking about fucking bricks.&#8221; &#160; These students are upset because real issues on campus could be recognized in the student newspaper...]]></description>
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		<title>Press Release: Apple to Launch Siri-powered Microwave by End of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Executives at Apple knew as far back as 2009 that the company planned to&#160;eventually build&#160;its own microwave oven, sources told Toby Kennedy of the&#160;Boston Globe. Jobs had reportedly been mastering plans and executing a SWOT analysis which would help Apple enter the competitive consumer appliance market. &#160; The innovative food cooking device, called the Apple...]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain talks to Clarence Thomas’ Lawyer: Seeks Support</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 09:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the wake of the new allegations about harassment allegations, GOP Presidential hopeful Herman Cain is seeking assistance from a familiar ally. This isn&#8217;t the first allegation on Herman Cain&#8217;s record. An unnamed source believed to be from Pizza Queen in Providence Rhode Island has commented saying that &#8220;&#8221;¦godfather pizza was harassing [Pizza Queen] with...]]></description>
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		<title>Geese continue to ‘Occupy’ university campus. Student residents begin to feel the impacts</title>
		<link>http://campusbasement.com/bryant/1/articles/3765/geese-continue-to-occupy-university-campus-student-residents-begin-to-feel-the-impacts</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Campus occupiers continue to ravage the Bryant University campus. Student residents are beginning to feel the stress and impact of the ever present, and ever growing Canadian goose population. &#8220;Our beautiful campus is littered with goose shit! I can&#8217;t walk to class or to the library without stepping on a fecal land mine,&#8221; said Junior...]]></description>
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