<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Klatch – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/author/klatch/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>FSU Has Strikingly Similar Attributes to… Hogwarts?</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/florida-state/floridastate/articles/4113/fsu-has-strikingly-similar-attributes-to-hogwarts</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/florida-state/floridastate/articles/4113/fsu-has-strikingly-similar-attributes-to-hogwarts#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Klatch]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[FloridaState]]></category> <category><![CDATA[FSU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[HarryPotter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hogwarts]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[If you go to FSU, at some time you will wonder if JK Rowling spent some time on Landis Green before she decided to whip out her pen and napkin at the little café in London to write Harry Potter. The similarities are so uncanny! 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Andrew Johnson, 8, was reportedly sold to a family in Wakulla County. “I’m gonna miss the little man,” says Johnson, “He really was a great kid”¦ but sacrifices are sacrifices I guess, and you...]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/florida-state/21/articles/3529/tallahassee-man-sells-first-born-son-for-fsu-vs-oklahoma-tickets/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>