<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>db – Campus Basement</title> <atom:link href="http://campusbasement.com/author/db/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://campusbasement.com</link> <description>Funny College News</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 00:03:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.3</generator> <item> <title>Drew Carey Isn’t Funny Enough For Campus Basement</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campusbasement/pictures/4691/drew-carey-isnt-funny-enough-for-campus-basement</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campusbasement/pictures/4691/drew-carey-isnt-funny-enough-for-campus-basement#respond</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[db]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[campusbasement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[comedians]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drewcarey]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[Are you?]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/campusbasement/pictures/4691/drew-carey-isnt-funny-enough-for-campus-basement/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Cornell Hillel Presents: The Big Red Bris</title> <link>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bartonhall/articles/3880/cornell-hillel-presents-the-big-red-bris</link> <comments>http://campusbasement.com/cornell/bartonhall/articles/3880/cornell-hillel-presents-the-big-red-bris#respond</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[db]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bartonhall]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bigredbarmitzvah]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bigredbris]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bris]]></category> <category><![CDATA[circumcision]]></category> <category><![CDATA[coldcuts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cornellhillel]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hillel]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hottruck]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ouch]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[In an effort to uphold everlasting Jewish traditions, Cornell Hillel hosted a Big Red Bar Mitzvah in Duffield Hall this past weekend. The goal of the event was to provide the opportunity for students, who had not previously held the sacred ceremony, to become Bar or Bat Mitzvot. But Hillel did not stop there. 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