Wash U: The Harvard of Analogies

Article by unclealbert November 15, 2011

We all know that Wash U is the uncontested Harvard of the Midwest (suck it Notre Dame! And Northwestern. And the University of Chicago. And the University of Michigan.) Okay, so maybe it’s not completely uncontested. Believe it or not, there are even more schools that jacked our moniker””Eastern Illinois University, the Medical University of... MORE »

Article by doodlebug
November 15, 2011

In Defense of No Pants

            Lately there has been a lot of negative sentiment revolving around MY clothing choices. Ok, so it’s not, like, just my clothing choices, but sometimes it feels that way. I see you smirking when I’m in line for my latte in Whispers. I see you pointing and whispering when I’m... MORE »

Article by Grill
November 14, 2011

Apologia: Why I Drop Kicked You in the Face.

The seconds ticked rapidly towards midnight that evening. It was the eve of one of those devilish Wash U Monday’s when, for some reason, all professors decide to assign something major for the weekend. And there I was, alone, isolated in a top floor library cubicle, diving into analytical essays, while simultaneously reviewing statistical concepts... MORE »

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Article by heyhey
November 14, 2011

What Your Major Says About You: WashU Edition

What Your Major Says About You   “The mission of Washington University in St. Louis is the promotion of learning “” learning by students and by faculty. Teaching, the transmission of knowledge, is central to our mission, as is research, the creation of new knowledge.”  Though WashU offers more than 90 programs and almost 1,500... MORE »

Article by JClassy
November 11, 2011

TOPPLE THE TWIGLET: BODY IMAGE ON CAMPUS

Special FAT TALK FREE WEEK edition:   If we really want to have a successful Fat Talk Free Week where we tell all our friends how luscious their hair is, we need to do something drastic about “The Bunny” statue that lurks on campus. Sure she is supposed to be sculpted after “The Thinker,” but... MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
November 11, 2011

Getting Big

My boys often ask me, “Sam, how do you stay so yoked?”  In the Wash U weight room, however, this question often comes in the form of a “how do you improve your muscular strength and definition?”  Well I’m here to finally reveal the secret to getting jacked.  Steroids! Yes, steroids are the secret.  Not... MORE »

Article by Zano
November 10, 2011

Subway Grumps of Old

Have you ever second-guessed what vegetables you’d like on a sandwich? Have you ever awaited an important text message? Have you ever had such a complex sandwich order, that you thought to give it in pieces so as to be considerate of the sandwich artists? If you answered yes to any of the above questions,... MORE »

Article by Funky DelPueblo
November 10, 2011

‘Connie’s Choice’ Picked up by FX For 3-Season Run

Fox Entertainment Group announced on Wednesday that they had finally closed on talks with Connie Diekman, MEd, RD, LD, FADA, and are beginning production on a new television series to air this Winter, titled “Connie’s Choice.” The series will be roughly based on the life of Diekman, best known for being the director of university... MORE »

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November 10, 2011
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November 9, 2011

Girl Struggles In Whispers Booth

Who would have thought that WashU Campus Basement’s very own head writer would be guilty of taking up an entire Whispers booth to herself??! After this photograph was taken, the subject began foaming at the mouth, fell to the ground, and crawled her way to the B Stacks. Dark. MORE »