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Who Said Yes to That?

Article by JClassy January 27, 2012

When I think about what a wonderful place WashU is, my heart warms immensely.That being said, there are a couple things that I don’t quite understand, and I often ask myself, “WHO SAID YES TO THAT?” -Only leaving room for three booths in the Whispers floor plan.-Spicy pistachio nuts instead of goldfish as Whispers snackbites.-No... MORE »

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Article by unclealbert
January 24, 2012

Your High School Burnout

Well, Wash U is back in the swing of things, and hordes of students are trying to remember how to juggle five classes after a month of home-cooked meals and masturbating three times per day (not me, just”¦some people”¦) And as we all know, every winter break, your average student loses about two friends. It’s... MORE »

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Article by Grill
January 23, 2012

How to Get By During Rush

With students returning to school frantic for a good time (we all know Christmas Vacation gets quite boring), the commencement of fraternity rush stomps all over the fun WashU students are supposed to be having at the beginning of a new semester. While the workload is still manageable enough for students to explore hedonistic exploits... MORE »

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Article by xoboredgurlxo
January 22, 2012

Concerns of a Second Semester Senior

I know we all have worries, but those of a second semester senior are 100% more imminent, and how shall I put this… legit. As everyone is one semester closer to graduation, and second semester seniors have a countdown clock of doom, I thought I would compile a list of all the things we have... MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
January 21, 2012

So, Like, Whadya Do Over Winter Break?

Winter break is dreadfully boring. Eat. Sleep. Watch shitty TV. Rinse and repeat. In years past, I have considered doing something productive during the holidays. Internship apps. Crocheting. Learning Gaelic. Do I ever accomplish any of these projects? Hell no. This year, however, I took on the task of cleaning out my closet. It was... MORE »

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Article by 21Slalom
January 19, 2012

So You Slept Through Your First Week Of Class…

I know what you’re thinking. You think you’re helpless, a lost cause, a waste of an abominable amount of tuition money because one week of the first semester has gone by (for those of us in the B-School) and you’ve yet to attend a single class. And why? Those damn crafty eyelids won’t slide up... MORE »

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Article by rkrieg
January 18, 2012

Doomsday in a College Setting: Practical Information and Advice

Hello Campus Basement readers, and welcome to 2012. According to the always accurate Mayan calendar, we have finally reached the end of days. Soon, the sky will collapse in on us, painfully crushing every living human soul while leaving our planet a mere particle of dust with no evidence of past life forms and certainly no evidence of last... MORE »

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Picture by unclealbert
January 17, 2012

New meme: Freshman Sorority Girl

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Article by 21Slalom
January 6, 2012

Your High School Friends, Translated (Wash U)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! After attending three years of college at two different schools, I consider myself a collegiate expert. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “where do you get... MORE »

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Article by 21Slalom
December 29, 2011

Year In Review 2011 (Wash U)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! I couldn’t be more excited. Of all our 6000 some-odd students, I get to write the review of 2011 at Wash U! This is truly an honor,... MORE »